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'These days, I turn whiskey into journalism
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The Hippopotamus

'These days, I turnwhiskey into journalism

'These days, I turn
whiskey into journalism

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'These days, I turn whiskey into journalism.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:05
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Electric Shadow Company

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Movie Summary

Disgraced poet Ted Wallace is summoned to his friend's country manor to investigate a series of unexplained miracles.
Ah-ah-ah! Ah! Ah! - The Hippopotamus 00:06
Ah-ah-ah! Ah! Ah!
Noble patricians, patrons of my right, - The Hippopotamus 00:08
Noble patricians, patrons of my right,
If ever Bassianus, Caesar's son, - The Hippopotamus 00:09
If ever Bassianus, Caesar's son,
You're not defending this fecal matter, are you? - The Hippopotamus 00:06
You're not defending this fecal matter, are you?
Goes rather against the grain, being a critic, doesn't it? - The Hippopotamus 00:06
Goes rather against the grain, being a critic, doesn't ...
Know that the people of Rome, for whom we stand - The Hippopotamus 00:09
Know that the people of Rome, for whom we stand
Have, by common voice, in election for the Roman empery... - The Hippopotamus 00:08
Have, by common voice, in election for the Roman empery...
Get off the stage and find new representation! - The Hippopotamus 00:07
Get off the stage and find new representation!
Where is the man responsible for this theatrical audia? - The Hippopotamus 00:06
Where is the man responsible for this theatrical audia?
It is the director who should be ejected, - The Hippopotamus 00:11
It is the director who should be ejected,
'I haven't seen such a load of shit on the stage - The Hippopotamus 00:09
'I haven't seen such a load of shit on the stage
We need to put up a strong front, - The Hippopotamus 00:07
We need to put up a strong front,
I know you've been told by people cleverer than you - The Hippopotamus 00:06
I know you've been told by people cleverer than you
I know my writing for you makes you feel successful. - The Hippopotamus 00:06
I know my writing for you makes you feel successful.
I know you know I could walk into any job - The Hippopotamus 00:11
I know you know I could walk into any job
I also know you took culture - The Hippopotamus 00:07
I also know you took culture
You would censure me? - The Hippopotamus 00:06
You would censure me?
You're the one bringing down the tone - The Hippopotamus 00:09
You're the one bringing down the tone
I bet you never had a wank that wasn't focus-grouped, - The Hippopotamus 00:10
I bet you never had a wank that wasn't focus-grouped,
Why don't you take your freckled ass on a sabbatical - The Hippopotamus 00:10
Why don't you take your freckled ass on a sabbatical