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The Hippopotamus

Well, at a dinner party lastweekend, he asked the local MP, "Which animal do you thinkhas...

Well, at a dinner party last
weekend, he asked the local MP, "Which animal do you think
has the longest penis?" She laughed and snapped the
stem of her wine glass

Full Transcript

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Well, at a dinner party last weekend, he asked the local MP,
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"Which animal do you think has the longest penis?"
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She laughed and snapped the stem of her wine glass.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:01
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Electric Shadow Company

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Movie Summary

Disgraced poet Ted Wallace is summoned to his friend's country manor to investigate a series of unexplained miracles.
He said, "No, - The Hippopotamus 00:13
He said, "No,
He's 16. He ought to know how to avoid flustering people. - The Hippopotamus 00:05
He's 16. He ought to know how to avoid flustering peopl...
'You're late. I had to start my practice.' - The Hippopotamus 00:06
'You're late. I had to start my practice.'
'Well, I expect you to be on time. What have you seen?' - The Hippopotamus 00:10
'Well, I expect you to be on time. What have you seen?&...
David is, well... I don't know what David is yet. - The Hippopotamus 00:07
David is, well... I don't know what David is yet.
But I've seen no sign of anything even - The Hippopotamus 00:05
But I've seen no sign of anything even
'I'm not sure I'm getting value for money.' - The Hippopotamus 00:06
'I'm not sure I'm getting value for...
'If you're not objective, there's no point.' - The Hippopotamus 00:09
'If you're not objective, there's no point.&#...
'Christ, she's absolutely fucking bat-infested. - The Hippopotamus 00:07
'Christ, she's absolutely fucking bat-infested.
'Right now, though, I have a pressing engagement - The Hippopotamus 00:11
'Right now, though, I have a pressing engagement
'I told you it's a long story, - The Hippopotamus 00:14
'I told you it's a long story,
Your... your life is a mess, you've lost your job, - The Hippopotamus 00:06
Your... your life is a mess, you've lost your job,
Well, it's... it's been a few years, I... I admit, - The Hippopotamus 00:08
Well, it's... it's been a few years, I... I admit,
I... you know, - The Hippopotamus 00:14
I... you know,
No biography. No snooping. Nothing. - The Hippopotamus 00:05
No biography. No snooping. Nothing.
Look, Anne is worried about David. - The Hippopotamus 00:08
Look, Anne is worried about David.
There's no point denying I made an almighty mess - The Hippopotamus 00:09
There's no point denying I made an almighty mess
I promise, I won't put so much as a look out of place. - The Hippopotamus 00:06
I promise, I won't put so much as a look out of place.
'It's been more than a decade - The Hippopotamus 00:12
'It's been more than a decade
'of this or that vast company. - The Hippopotamus 00:06
'of this or that vast company.