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"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" quotes

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy poster
Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

Director: Garth Jennings
Writer: Douglas Adams, Karey Kirkpatrick
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $51,085,416
Released: 29 Apr 2005
Awards: 1 win & 10 nominations

145 video clips

The WhaleZaphod BeeblebroxNarratorTrillianLunkwillDeep ThoughtFookNative AmericanArthur DentMarvinSlartibartfastHumma KavulaEddie The ComputerJeltzQuestular RontokGhostly ImageGag HalfruntMr. ProsserBarman
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That's perfectly normal paranoia - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:32 That's perfectly normal paranoia It must be Thursday - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:21 It must be Thursday On the planet Earth - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 03:02 On the planet Earth Didn't you think it was strange I was trying to shake hands with a car - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:43 Didn't you think it was strange I was trying to shake... As a token of our appreciation - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 01:08 As a token of our appreciation I want it caught and shot now - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:29 I want it caught and shot now I have the president and I will kill him - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:31 I have the president and I will kill him We have travelled long - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:32 We have travelled long Thy handkerchief - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 01:19 Thy handkerchief They don't think - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 01:02 They don't think He did say the gray building - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:23 He did say the gray building Engaging Infinite Improbability Drive - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:27 Engaging Infinite Improbability Drive Either die in the vacuum of space - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 01:36 Either die in the vacuum of space I don't think I do - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:58 I don't think I do Have you calculated the ultimate question of life - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 01:45 Have you calculated the ultimate question of life In the beginning the universe was created - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:11 In the beginning the universe was created It is important to note that suddenly - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:55 It is important to note that suddenly What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:22 What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue We can talk about normality until the cows come home - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:13 We can talk about normality until the cows come home Have an answer for you - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:19 Have an answer for you And thanks for all the fish - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:59 And thanks for all the fish The Encyclopedia Galactica - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:22 The Encyclopedia Galactica Just wait a sodding minute - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 01:11 Just wait a sodding minute If you want to survive out here - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10 If you want to survive out here I think I'm a sofa - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:09 I think I'm a sofa He's got a TOWEL - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:05 He's got a TOWEL We have something that may take your mind off it - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:14 We have something that may take your mind off it Not that anyone cares what I say - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:08 Not that anyone cares what I say You signed the order to destroy Earth - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:23 You signed the order to destroy Earth You're the first person whose gotten that right - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:46 You're the first person whose gotten that right Perhaps I'm old and tired - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:20 Perhaps I'm old and tired Leave this to me - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:07 Leave this to me You wanna know why I'm edgy - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 01:09 You wanna know why I'm edgy Did you just say you needed my brain - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:18 Did you just say you needed my brain Genuine People Personalities - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:16 Genuine People Personalities Vogons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:07 Vogons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy Better selling than Fifty Three More Things to do in Zero Gravity - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:33 Better selling than Fifty Three More Things to do in Zero... You saved our lives - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:08 You saved our lives You're looking for the Ultimate Question - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:09 You're looking for the Ultimate Question The best drink in existance is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:14 The best drink in existance is the Pan Galactic Gargle... Ford Marvin - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:16 Ford Marvin He's locked it from the other side - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06 He's locked it from the other side Let's go somewhere - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10 Let's go somewhere No no no - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:12 No no no And I'd like to go with you - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06 And I'd like to go with you The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:46 The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria I checked The Guide for the best way to rescue a prisoner from Vogsphere - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06 I checked The Guide for the best way to rescue a prisoner... I've been talking to the main computer - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:08 I've been talking to the main computer A cup of tea would restore my normality - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:05 A cup of tea would restore my normality You just won't believe how vastly - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:16 You just won't believe how vastly Ever heard of a place - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:09 Ever heard of a place I'm not a refrigerator - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:05 I'm not a refrigerator Let's go - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:12 Let's go Wash your filthy hands - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:28 Wash your filthy hands Best laid plans of mice and men - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:15 Best laid plans of mice and men My name's not important - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:52 My name's not important Time is an illusion - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:05 Time is an illusion Are you wearing my underwear - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:09 Are you wearing my underwear Resistance is useless - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:04 Resistance is useless Workers of the earth - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06 Workers of the earth That is if you point it at someone and pull the trigger - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:33 That is if you point it at someone and pull the trigger OK don't think - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10 OK don't think I must warn you - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:12 I must warn you The election is ancient history - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:27 The election is ancient history If you don't mind - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:30 If you don't mind You don't remember - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:46 You don't remember You really think the world's going to end - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:18 You really think the world's going to end They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:36 They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy They're gonna demolish my home - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:11 They're gonna demolish my home This detects what you're craving and makes it for you - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:30 This detects what you're craving and makes it for you You're sweating - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:04 You're sweating Sorry to hear about your planet - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:14 Sorry to hear about your planet When apparently the whole galaxy does - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:32 When apparently the whole galaxy does In the name of people - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:11 In the name of people Without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:54 Without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace Don't talk to me about life - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06 Don't talk to me about life The Director of Robot Arm Repair - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10 The Director of Robot Arm Repair Oh bollocks - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:03 Oh bollocks All right Frank That's Frank - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:05 All right Frank That's Frank Let's trip the Light Fantastic - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06 Let's trip the Light Fantastic We just hit that button and whoo - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10 We just hit that button and whoo Presidents don't have power - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:07 Presidents don't have power I suppose I should've said it resembles tea - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:07 I suppose I should've said it resembles tea Parts of my personality weren't exactly what you'd call presidential - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06 Parts of my personality weren't exactly what you'd... No that's worse - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:04 No that's worse Far out - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:04 Far out Who are we waiting for again - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:11 Who are we waiting for again Apathetic bloody planet - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:08 Apathetic bloody planet Does it involve pushing him out there and then running the other way - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:05 Does it involve pushing him out there and then running the...
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Cast

The Whale - Bill Bailey
Questular Rontok - Anna Chancellor
Marvin - Warwick Davis
Ford Prefect - Yasiin Bey
Trillian - Zooey Deschanel
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