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I've been talking to the ship's computerAndIt hates me
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I've been talking to the ship's computer
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And
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It hates me
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,007
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:37
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
Spyglass Entertainment,Everyman Pictures,Hammer & Tongs,Touchstone Pictures

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Movie Summary

Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

Actors

Warwick Davis
Marvin
Warwick Davis
Marvin I have a million ideas They all point to certain deathArthur Thanks Marv - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:07
Marvin I have a million ideas They all point to certain...
Ooh, ooh. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:23
Ooh, ooh.
Yeah! Yeah! - Magrathea! - No, we're on the Vogon planet. - Yes, it is. It's Magrathea! - This is Vo - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:42
Yeah! Yeah! - Magrathea! - No, we're on the Vogon...
Should give him some zest for about ten minutes or so. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:15
Should give him some zest for about ten minutes or so.
I checked the Guide for how to rescue a prisoner from Vogsphere. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:56
I checked the Guide for how to rescue a prisoner from...
I think... - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:17
I think...
OK, don't think. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10
OK, don't think.
Ow! This is crazy. Trillian is in there somewhere. - We need an idea to save her. - I have an ide... - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:15
Ow! This is crazy. Trillian is in there somewhere. - We need...
OK where is sheWho the director of robot arm repair - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10
OK where is sheWho the director of robot arm repair
And she's pretty - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10
And she's pretty
He said the grey building right All the buildings are grey - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06
He said the grey building right All the buildings are grey
Leave this to me I'm British I know how to queue - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:07
Leave this to me I'm British I know how to queue
Presidents don't have power Their job is to draw attention away from it - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:07
Presidents don't have power Their job is to draw...
What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:22
What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue
Guide What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescueConsider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so farAlternatively if life hasn't been good to you so farwhich given your current circumstances seems more likelyconsider how - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:22
Guide What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of...
Who are we waiting for againNo I'm serious - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10
Who are we waiting for againNo I'm serious
No, I'm serious. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:09
No, I'm serious.
- Tricia. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:49
- Tricia.
Hey come on You idiotYou signed the order to destroy EarthHe did I didYes Love and kisses Zaphod You didn't even read it did youHoney I'm president of the Galaxy I don't get a lot of time for readingAn entire planet my homedestroyed because you thought - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:26
Hey come on You idiotYou signed the order to destroy EarthHe...
You signed the order to destroy Earth - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:23
You signed the order to destroy Earth