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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

OK. Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue

Arthur:OK. Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue

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Leave this to me I'm British I know how to queue
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,349
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:42
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
Spyglass Entertainment,Everyman Pictures,Hammer & Tongs,Touchstone Pictures

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Movie Summary

Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

Actors

Stephen Fry
Narrator
Stephen Fry
Presidents don't have power Their job is to draw attention away from it - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:07
Presidents don't have power Their job is to draw...
What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:22
What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue
Guide What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescueConsider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so farAlternatively if life hasn't been good to you so farwhich given your current circumstances seems more likelyconsider how - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:22
Guide What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of...
Who are we waiting for againNo I'm serious - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:10
Who are we waiting for againNo I'm serious
No, I'm serious. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:09
No, I'm serious.
- Tricia. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:49
- Tricia.
Hey come on You idiotYou signed the order to destroy EarthHe did I didYes Love and kisses Zaphod You didn't even read it did youHoney I'm president of the Galaxy I don't get a lot of time for readingAn entire planet my homedestroyed because you thought - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:26
Hey come on You idiotYou signed the order to destroy EarthHe...
You signed the order to destroy Earth - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:23
You signed the order to destroy Earth
- Got your arm. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:09
- Got your arm.
Guide The Encyclopedia Galactica in its chapter on lovestates that it is far too complicated to defineThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on loveAvoid if at all possibleUnfortunately Arthur Dent has never readThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:22
Guide The Encyclopedia Galactica in its chapter on...
The Encyclopedia Galactica in its chapter on love - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:22
The Encyclopedia Galactica in its chapter on love
It doesn't matter. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:11
It doesn't matter.
All right, computer, take us to... - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:14
All right, computer, take us to...
Engaging Improbability Drive. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:40
Engaging Improbability Drive.
Marvin IncredibleIt's even worse than I thought it would be - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:08
Marvin IncredibleIt's even worse than I thought it...
Man Greetings This is a recorded announcement as we are all outThe Commercial Council of Magrathea thanks you for your visitbut regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closedIf you'd like to leave your name and a planet where you can be - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:19
Man Greetings This is a recorded announcement as we are all...
Message It is gratifying that your enthusiasmfor our planet continues unabatedAs a token of our appreciationwe hope you will enjoy the two thermo nuclear missileswe've just sent to converge with your craftTo ensure on going quality of serviceyour death - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:24
Message It is gratifying that your enthusiasmfor our planet...
If you don't mind - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:30
If you don't mind
Computer, do something! - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:16
Computer, do something!
I need some help. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:13
I need some help.