So long and thanks for all the fish.
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The Book:
It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.
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Though the planet Earth,
the Islington flat and telephone
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have all now been demolished,
Ford and Arthur were, in fact, rescued.
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- Ford?
- Yes.
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- I think I'm a sofa.
- I know how you feel.
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So much for the laws of physics.
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And once again our top story.
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The sensational theft of the most
coveted ship in the universe,
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the starship Heart of Gold.
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Stolen at the launch ceremony
by none other
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than Galactic President
Zaphod Beeblebrox.
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In the name of people, freedom,
and democracy, stuff like that,
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I hereby kidnap myself
and I'm taking the ship with me.
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Come on!
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Beeblebrox, universally considered
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to be the dimmest star
in several solar systems,
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is most famous for his controversial
defeat of Humma Kavula,
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who claimed many thought they were voting
for the worst-dressed sentient being
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in the universe contest.
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Great.
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Humma Kavula is, of course,
best remembered for his slanderous
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"Don't Vote for Stupid!" campaign.
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Can we put your ego aside for a minute?
Something important has happened.
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If there's anything more important
than my ego on this ship,
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I want it caught and shot right now.
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Hey, come on, I love it.
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Zaphod's just this guy, you know.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What d'you...?
I was just watching myself.
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The computer says we have a couple
of hitchhikers in our receiving bay.
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Hitchhikers? Why'd you pick up hitchhikers?
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I didn't. The ship did.
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What? Say what?
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When we engaged the Improbability Drive...
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- This? The big button?
- Yeah, I know.
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They were picked up here
in sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
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Wait a minute. That's
where you picked me up.
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- What?
- On Earth.
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- That's impossible.
- No.
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- Just very improbable.
- Listen, Slam.
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I don't have time for this, you know?
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We've got the police of
half the galaxy after us.
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We've stopped to pick up hitchhikers. Okay!
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So ten out of ten for style, but...
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minus several million for good thinking.
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You're too gorgeous, baby.
Stop it. You drive me crazy.
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Don't. I'll send Marvin.
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Marvin!
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I think you ought to know
I'm feeling very depressed.
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Well, we have something that
should take your mind off things.
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It won't work.
I have an exceptionally large mind.
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Yeah, we know. But we need you to go
down to the number two entry bay
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and pick up our stowaways
and bring them up here.
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Just that? I won't enjoy it.
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Yeah, well, that's life.
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Life? Don't talk to me about life.
Clip duration: 182 seconds
Views: 410
Timestamp in movie: 00h 26m 31s
Uploaded: 12 September, 2021
Genres: adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Summary: Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
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00:14 We have something that may take your mind off it
00:16 Genuine People Personalities
01:09 You wanna know why I'm edgy
00:20 Perhaps I'm old and tired
00:09 You're looking for the Ultimate Question
00:07 Vogons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy
00:33 Better selling than Fifty Three More Things to do in Zero...
00:08 You saved our lives
00:18 Did you just say you needed my brain
00:14 The best drink in existance is the Pan Galactic Gargle...
00:08 Not that anyone cares what I say
00:15 Best laid plans of mice and men
00:10 The Director of Robot Arm Repair
00:06 And I'd like to go with you
00:46 The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria
00:08 I've been talking to the main computer
00:05 A cup of tea would restore my normality
00:16 You just won't believe how vastly
00:05 I'm not a refrigerator
00:07 Leave this to me