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Earthman you must realizethat the planet you lived onwas commissioned paid for and run by miceWhen you say mice do you mean the little furry white creatureswith whiskers ears cheeseYeah but they're

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

No, that's normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy • 2005

Slartibartfast:
Earthman, you must realize that the planet you lived on was commissioned, paid for and run by mice.Arthur:When you say mice, do you mean the little furry white creatures with whiskers, ears, cheese?Slartibartfast:Yeah, but they're protrusions into our dimension of hyper-intelligent beings. I don't know this cheese of which you speak, but they were there on Earth as mice experimenting on you.Arthur:I see where you've become confused now. You see, *we* were experimenting on *them*.Slartibartfast:Ah, no, well, yeah, no. That's what they wanted you to think, but you were actually elements in their computer program.Arthur:Actually, this explains a lot. All my life I've had this strange feeling there's something big and sinister going on in the world.Slartibartfast:No, that's normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that

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Earthman you must realize

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that the planet you lived on

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was commissioned paid for and run by mice

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When you say mice do you mean the little furry white creatures

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with whiskers ears cheese

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Yeah but they're protrusions into our dimension of hyper intelligent beings

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I don't know this cheese of which you speak

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but they were there on Earth as mice experimenting on you

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I see where you've become confused now You see we were experimenting on them

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Ah no well yeah no That's what they wanted you to think

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but you were actually elements in their computer program

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Arthur Actually this explains a lot

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All my life I've had this strange feeling

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there's something big and sinister going on in the world

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No that's normal paranoia Everyone in the universe gets that

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أيها الأرضى عليك أن تلاحظ

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أن الكوكب الذى عشت عليه فوض و دفع لتشغيله بواسطه الفئران

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عندما تقول فئران هل تعنى تلك المخلوقات البيضاء الصغيرة ذو الفرو

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بتلك اللحية الآذان و الج بن

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أجل لكنهم شىء بارز فى بعدنا للمخلوقات الذكية

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لا أعلم شىء عن الجبن الذى تتحدث عنه

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لكنهم كانوا على كوكب الأرض كفئران و يجرون عليكم التجارب

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أرى أنك أصبحت مشوش الآن نحن الذين كنا نجرى عليهم التجارب

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لا حسنا أجل لا هذا ما أرادوا أن يقنعوكم به

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لكنكم فى الحقيقة كنتم عناصر فى برنامج حاسوبهم

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فى الحقيقة هذا يفسر الكثير

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طوال حياتى كان لدى هذا الشعور الغريب

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أن هناك شىء كبير و شرير يحدث للعالم

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لا هذا جنون إرتياب عادى كل شخص فى الكون لديه هذا الشعور

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Terrien vous devez comprendre

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que votre planète fut commandée

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financée et administrée par des souris

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Vous parlez de ces bêtes blanches et poilues

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avec les moustaches et le fromage

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Qui ne sont que la matérialisation sur Terre d'êtres hyperintelligents

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J'ignore ce qu'est le fromage

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mais elles étaient en effet sur Terre et vous étiez leurs cobayes

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Je comprends votre confusion Les cobayes c'étaient elles

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Elles vous dupaient Vous faisiez partie du programme

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Cela expliquerait bien des choses

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J'ai toujours eu l'étrange sensation

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qu'une chose sinistre planait sur le monde

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Simple paranoïa Tout l'univers ressent cela

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Erdling du musst wissen

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dein Planet wurde bestellt bezahlt und regiert von Mäusen

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Mäuse meinst du kleine weiße Wesen mit Fell

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Barthaaren Ohren Käse

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Das sind Projektionen hyperintelligenter Wesen in unserer Dimension

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Ich weiß nichts von Käse den du erwähnst

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Sie waren auf der Erde als Mäuse experimentierten sie mit euch

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Das ist ein Missverständnis Wir experimentierten mit ihnen

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Das solltet ihr glauben

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Lhr wart Elemente ihres Computerprogramms

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Das erklärt natürlich einiges

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Ich hatte immer das komische Gefühl

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es gibt eine große böse Verschwörung auf der Welt

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Nein das ist normale Paranoia Jeder im Universum kennt das

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Manusia Bumi kamu harus sadar

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bahwa planet yang kamu dulu tinggali diperintah dibayar dan dijalankan oleh tikus

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Ketika kamu bilang tikus apa maksudmu makhluk kecil berbulu putih

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dengan kumis kuping keju

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Yah tapi mereka adalah bonggol kecil dalam dimensi kami sebagai makhluk hiperintelejensi

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Aku tidak tahu keju yang kamu sebutkan

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tapi mereka ada di Bumi sebagai tikus yang mengerjakan percobaan pada kalian

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Aku mengerti kamu telah jadi bingung rupanya Kamilah yang melakukan percobaan pada mereka

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Ah tidak aduh yah tidak Itulah apa yang mereka ingin kalian pikirkan

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tapi kalian sebenarnya elemen dalam program komputer mereka

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Sebenarnya ini menjelaskan banyak hal

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Selama hidupku aku ada rasa aneh

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kalau ada sesuatu yang besar dan mengancam yang berlangsung dalam dunia

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Bukan itu paranoia yang normal Setiap orang di alam semesta mengalaminya

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Землянин ты понимаешь

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что твоя планета была заказана

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оплачена и управлялась мышами

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Под мышами вы имеете в виду маленьких беленьких пушистеньких зверьков

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помешанных на сыре

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Да это всего лишь отпечаток огромных сверхразумных мультимерных существ в нашем измерении

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Не знаю о каком сыре ты говоришь

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но мыши проводили на Земле опыты на вас

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Теперь я понял почему вы ошиблись Это мы ставили опыты на них

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А нет Ну да Нет я понимаю что мыши хотели заставить вас думать о них

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но на самом деле вы были частью их компьютерной программы

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Ну тогда это многое объясняет

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Всю жизнь у меня было странное ощущение

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что в мире творится нечто большое даже зловещее

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Нет это совершенно нормальная паранойя Есть у каждого во Вселенной

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Terrícola Ud debe entender

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que el planeta en el que vivía fue comisionado

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pagado y gobernado por ratones

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Con ratones quiere decir las criaturitas blancas

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con bigotes queso

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Sí que son proyecciones en nuestra dimensión de seres pandimensionales

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Yo no conozco ese queso del que habla

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pero ellos estaban en la Tierra como ratones experimentando con Uds

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Ya veo donde se confundió Nosotros hacíamos experimentos con ellos

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Ah No Sí No Eso creían

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pero Uds eran elementos de su programa de computación

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Esto explica muchas cosas

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Toda mi vida yo había sentido

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que algo grande y siniestro estaba pasando en el mundo

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No eso es una paranoia normal Todos la tienen

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01:29:11

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, sci-fi

Production

Spyglass Entertainment,Everyman Pictures,Hammer & Tongs,Touchstone Pictures

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Movie Summary

Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

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Slartibartfast