Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths...
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[voice-over while Arthur and Ford are being tortured by being read Vogon poetry]
Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poetmaster, Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. The absolute worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. Thankfully it was destroyed when the earth was.
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Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the universe
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The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria
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During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent
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of his poem Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty
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I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning
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four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging
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and the President of the Mid Galactic Arts Nobbling Council
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survived by gnawing one of his own legs off
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Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
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with my blurgle
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The absolute worst poetry was by Paula Millstone Jennings of Sussex
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Luckily it was destroyed when the Earth was
Clip duration: 46 seconds
Views: 635
Timestamp in movie: 00h 22m 15s
Uploaded: 07 December, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Summary: Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
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