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Guide The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new methodof crossing interstellar distances in a few secondswithout all that tedious mucking about in hyperspaceAs the Improbability Drive

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy • 2005

The Book:The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds, without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. So you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Drive was invented following research into finite improbability often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap one foot to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many physicists said they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing, partly because it debased science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties

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Guide The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method

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of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds

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without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace

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As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability

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it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe

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almost simultaneously

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So you're never sure where you'll end up

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or even what species you'll be when you get there

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It's therefore important to dress accordingly

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The Drive was invented following research into finite improbability

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often used to break the ice at parties

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by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments

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leap one foot to the left

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in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy

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Many physicists said they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing

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partly because it debased science

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but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties

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دافع الا إحتمالية المطلق إنها وسيلة مذهلة جديدة

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لعبور مسافات واقعة بين النجوم فى ثوان معدودة

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بدون هذا التلويث الممل فى الفضاء المتعدد الأبعاد

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و كما يصل دافع اللا إحتمالية لإحتمالية مطلقة

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إنه يمر على كل نقطة يمكنك تصورها فى كل كون تعرفه

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تقريبا فى آن واحد

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لذا فأنت لن تتأكد إلى أين سينته بك المطاف

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أو حتى أى جنس بشرى ستكونه عندما تصل

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و لهذا فمن المهم أن ترتدى جيدا تحسبا للأحداث

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الدافع إخترع بحث تالى فى اللا إحتمالية المحدودة

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و يستخدم حتى لكسر حدة الجو فى الحفلات

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بجعل كل جزيئات ملابس المضيفة الداخلية

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تجعلها ترقص على كلتا قدميها

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طبقا لنظرية الغير نهائية

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الكثير من الفيزيائيين قالوا إنهم لم يفهموا لأى شىء صنع هذا

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بشكل جزئى لأنه حق ر من العلم

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لكن فى الغالب لأنهم لا يحظون بدعوات لهذا النوع من الحفلات

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Le propulseur à improbabilité infinie

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permet de franchir rapidement les distances interstellaires

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sans galérer dans l'hyperespace

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L'improbabilité infinie atteinte

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il passe par chaque point imaginable de chaque univers

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quasi simultanément

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On ne sait jamais où on finira ni sous quelle forme

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Il est conseillé de s'habiller en conséquence

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Il est le résultat d'une étude sur l'improbabilité finie

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réalisée dans des soirées

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au cours desquelles on déplace les molécules

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des sous vêtements de 30 cm vers la gauche

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en vertu des lois de l'indétermination

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Certains physiciens rejettent la théorie qui selon eux

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avilit la science

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La vérité c'est qu'on ne les invite pas à ces soirées là

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Mit dem unendlichen Unwahrscheinlichkeitsdrive

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durchquert man interstellare Distanzen in wenigen Sekunden

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ohne lästiges Herumgehänge im Hyperraum

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Mit Erreichen der unendlichen Unwahrscheinlichkeit

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durchfliegt man jeden denkbaren Punkt jedes denkbaren Universums

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so gut wie simultan

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Man weiß nie wo man landet

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oder als welche Spezies man ankommt

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Daher ist es wichtig passend gekleidet zu sein

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Den Unwahrscheinlichkeitsdrive fand man durch die endliche Unwahrscheinlichkeit

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Ein Eisbrecher auf Partys

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Alle Moleküle in der Unterwäsche der Gastgeberin

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hüpfen simultan einen Fuß nach links analog zur Indeterminismus Theorie

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Viele respektable Physiker widersprechen

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teils weil es unwissenschaftlich ist

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aber vor allem weil sie nie zu den Partys eingeladen werden

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Pelontar Kemustahilan Takhingga adalah metode baru hebat

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dalam menyeberangi jarak antarbintang dalam beberapa detik

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tanpa semua pemandangan bak lumpur yang membosankan itu dalam hyerspace

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Ketika Pelontar Kemustahilan mencapai kemustahilan takhingga

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pesawat melintasi setiap titik yang dapat dibayangkan dalam setiap semesta yang mungkin ada

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hampir secara berkesinambungan

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Jadi kamu tidak pernah yakin di mana kamu akan berakhir

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atau bahkan kamu bakal jadi spesies apa ketika kamu sampai sana

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Karena itu penting untuk berpakaian sepantasnya

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Pelontar ini ditemukan setelah riset mengenai kemustahilan terbatas

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yang sering digunakan untuk memecahkan kekakuan dalam pesta pesta

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dengan membuat semua molekul dalam pakaian dalam nyonya rumah

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menjingkrakkan satu kaki ke kiri

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sesuai dengan teori ketidakpastian

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Banyak fisikawan bilang mereka tidak menyetujui hal seperti itu

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sebagian karena itu ilmu yang merendahkan martabat

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tapi intinya karena mereka tidak diundang ke pesta pesta tersebut

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Бесконечно невероятностный двигатель это удивительный новый метод

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пересечения межзвездных пространств за несколько секунд

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без всей этой нудной возни с гиперпространством

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По мере того как невероятностный двигатель достигает бесконечной невероятности

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он практически мгновенно проходит через все возможные точки

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во всех возможных вселенных

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Другими словами вы никогда не знаете где вы в итоге окажетесь

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и даже к какому виду вы будете принадлежать когда туда попадете

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Поэтому весьма важно соответственно одеваться

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Бесконечно невероятностный двигатель был создан на базе генераторов конечной невероятности

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которые часто использовались чтобы разгонять скуку на вечеринках

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заставляя все молекулы в нижнем белье хозяйки

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одновременно отскакивать на полметра влево

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в соответствии с принципом неопределенности

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Многие уважаемые физики заявляли что они не будут терпеть подобное шарлатанство

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отчасти оттого что это было профанацией науки

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но больше потому что их не приглашали на такие вечеринки

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La energía de improbabilidad infinita es un maravilloso método

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para atravesar distancias interestelares en unos segundos

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sin tener que perder el tiempo en el hiperespacio

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Cuando el motor alcanza la improbabilidad infinita

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pasa por todos los puntos de cada universo concebible

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casi al mismo tiempo

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Es decir usted nunca sabe donde va a terminar

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o ni siquiera de qué especie será cuando llegue

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Por eso es importante vestir apropiadamente

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El motor de improbabilidad infinita se inventó con la investigación sobre

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la improbabilidad finita usada para romper el hielo en fiestas

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al hacer que las moléculas de la ropa interior de la anfitriona

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saltaran hacia la izquierda

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por la teoría de la indeterminación

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Muchos físicos respetables decían que no tolerarían eso

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porque era una denigración de la ciencia

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pero más aún porque nunca los invitaban a esas fiestas

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Movie Summary

Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

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Trillian

Zooey Deschanel