Your kind will never understand war, hobbit. This is WAR!
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[as Bilbo and the dwarves are getting ready for the Battle of Three - ultimately Five - Armies, "Mister Baggins" complains about his ill-fitting war-gear] Bilbo Baggins:
This is deucedly uncomfortable. I'm certain to get a rash! Thorin:
That armor was forged in the foundaries of my grandfather. Wear it proudly, and it will carry you to victory! Bilbo Baggins:
Confusticate and be-bother victory! I hope only to be taken prisoner as quickly as possible! Thorin:
Those are the words of a COWARD! Bilbo Baggins:
The coward who flushed out Smaug? The coward who saved you time and time again? The coward who always went forward while you cringed behind? Thorin:
You don't see us cringing NOW, do you? Bilbo Baggins:
This is MADNESS! Fourteen against ten thousand, and yet you march off to certain destruction as merrily as if you were on your way to another tea party! Thorin:
Your kind will never understand war, hobbit. This is WAR!
This is deucedly uncomfortable. I'm certain to get a rash! Thorin:
That armor was forged in the foundaries of my grandfather. Wear it proudly, and it will carry you to victory! Bilbo Baggins:
Confusticate and be-bother victory! I hope only to be taken prisoner as quickly as possible! Thorin:
Those are the words of a COWARD! Bilbo Baggins:
The coward who flushed out Smaug? The coward who saved you time and time again? The coward who always went forward while you cringed behind? Thorin:
You don't see us cringing NOW, do you? Bilbo Baggins:
This is MADNESS! Fourteen against ten thousand, and yet you march off to certain destruction as merrily as if you were on your way to another tea party! Thorin:
Your kind will never understand war, hobbit. This is WAR!
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This is deucedly uncomfortable I'm certain to get a rash
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That armor was forged in the foundries of my grandfather
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Wear it proudly and it will carry you to victory
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and be bothered victory
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My only hope is to be taken prisoner as quickly as possible
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Those are the words of a covard
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The covard who flushed out Smaug
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The covard who saved you time and time again
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The covard who always went forward while you cringed behind
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You don't see us cringing now do you
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This is madness Fourteen against ten thousand
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and yet to march off to certain destruction
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as if you were on your way for another tea party
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Your kind will never understand war hobbit
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This is war War
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Movie Summary
A homebody hobbit in Middle Earth gets talked into joining a quest with a group of dwarves to recover their treasure from a dragon.
Actors
Bilbo Baggins
Thorin
