It's just the usual; summary of out-of-pocket expenses, time required, remuneration,...
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Balin:
It's just the usual; summary of out-of-pocket expenses, time required, remuneration, funeral arrangements, so forth.
Bilbo Baggins:
Funeral arrangements?
[reads contract]
Bilbo Baggins:
Oh, up to but not exceeding one fourteenth total profit if any. Seems fair. Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration... incineration?
Bofur:
Oh, aye. He'll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye.
Balin:
You all right, laddie?
Bilbo Baggins:
Yeah, I'll be. Feel a bit faint
Bofur:
Think furnace, with wings.
Bilbo Baggins:
Yeah, I-I-I need air
Bofur:
Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you're nothing more than a pile of ash.
Bilbo Baggins:
[long pause]
Nope.
[faints]
Gandalf:
Very helpful, Bofur.
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THORIN: Give him the contract.
-We're in. We're off.
BALIN:
It's just the usual.
Summary of out-of-pocket expenses...
...time required, remuneration...
...funeral arrangements, so forth.
Funeral arrangements?
[BILBO SIGHS]
I cannot guarantee his safety.
Understood.
Nor will I be responsible for his fate.
Agreed.
"Terms: Cash on delivery, up to but not
exceeding one-fourteenth of total profit, if any."
Hmm. Seems fair.
"Present company shall not be liable
for injuries inflicted by...
...or sustained as a consequence thereof,
including, but not limited to lacerations...
...evisceration...."
Incineration?
Aye. He'll melt the flesh off your bones
in the blink of an eye.
[WHIMPERS]
-You all right, laddie?
-Huh? Yeah.
Feel a bit faint.
-Think furnace with wings.
BILBO: Air.
I need air.
Flash of light, searing pain, then poof.
You're nothing more than a pile of ash.
BILBO:
Hmm.
Clip duration: 82 seconds
Views: 318
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 18 March, 2021
Genres: adventure, fantasy, action
Summary: Bilbo Baggins, a hobbit enjoying his quiet life, is swept into an epic quest by Gandalf the Grey and thirteen dwarves who seek to reclaim their mountain home from Smaug, the dragon.
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