What the fuck just happened? I thought Barton men don't lie. Don't get me wrong, that was...
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Angus Tully: What the fuck just happened? I thought Barton men don't lie. Don't get me wrong, that was fun but you just lied through your teeth.
Paul Hunham: What I say during a private conversation is none of your goddamn business. You are not to judge me.
Angus Tully: It wasn't a private conversation. The wife and I were there. And I helped you. Why did he ask if you landed on your feet?
Paul Hunham: What is this, Nuremberg? Jesus.
Angus Tully: You're the hard-ass constantly telling everybody not to lie and going on and on about the honor code.
Paul Hunham: There was an incident when I was at Harvard with my roommate.
Angus Tully: And?
Paul Hunham: He accused me of copying from his senior thesis. Plagiarizing. Ah.
Angus Tully: Well, did you?
Paul Hunham: No, he stole from me. But that blue-blooded prick's family had allies on the faculty. I mean, their last name is on a library, for Christ's sake. So he accused me in order to sanitize his treachery and, uh, they threw me out.
Angus Tully: Wait, so you got kicked out of Harvard for cheating?
Paul Hunham: No, I got kicked out of Harvard for hitting him.
Angus Tully: You hit him? What, like punched him out?
Paul Hunham: No, I hit him with a car. Ah.
Angus Tully: You got kicked out of Harvard for hitting a guy with a car?
Paul Hunham: By accident
Paul Hunham: What I say during a private conversation is none of your goddamn business. You are not to judge me.
Angus Tully: It wasn't a private conversation. The wife and I were there. And I helped you. Why did he ask if you landed on your feet?
Paul Hunham: What is this, Nuremberg? Jesus.
Angus Tully: You're the hard-ass constantly telling everybody not to lie and going on and on about the honor code.
Paul Hunham: There was an incident when I was at Harvard with my roommate.
Angus Tully: And?
Paul Hunham: He accused me of copying from his senior thesis. Plagiarizing. Ah.
Angus Tully: Well, did you?
Paul Hunham: No, he stole from me. But that blue-blooded prick's family had allies on the faculty. I mean, their last name is on a library, for Christ's sake. So he accused me in order to sanitize his treachery and, uh, they threw me out.
Angus Tully: Wait, so you got kicked out of Harvard for cheating?
Paul Hunham: No, I got kicked out of Harvard for hitting him.
Angus Tully: You hit him? What, like punched him out?
Paul Hunham: No, I hit him with a car. Ah.
Angus Tully: You got kicked out of Harvard for hitting a guy with a car?
Paul Hunham: By accident
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What the fuck just happened
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I thought Barton men don't lie
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Don't get me wrong that was fun
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but you just lied through your teeth
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What I say during a private conversation
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is none of your goddamn business
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You are not to judge me
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It wasn't a private conversation
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The wife and I were there groans
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And I helped you Paul laughs
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Why did he ask if you landed on your feet
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What is this Nuremberg
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Jesus You're the hard ass
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constantly telling everybody not to lie
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and going on and on about the honor code
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There was an incident when I was at Harvard
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with my roommate
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And
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He accused me of copying from his senior thesis
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Plagiarizing
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Ah
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Well did you No he stole from me
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But that blue blooded prick's family
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had allies on the faculty
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I mean their last name is on a library for Christ's sake
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So he accused me in order to sanitize his treachery
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and uh they threw me out
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Wait so you got kicked out of Harvard for cheating
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No I got kicked out of Harvard for hitting him
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Paul chuckles You hit him
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What like punched him out
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No I hit him with a car Ah
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You got kicked out of Harvard for hitting a guy with a car
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By accident
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Movie Summary
A cranky history teacher at a prep school is forced to remain on campus over the holidays with a grieving cook and a troubled student who has no place to go.
