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"The Honey Pot" quotes

The Honey Pot poster
In Venice, a millionaire hires an actor to help him prank three greedy ex-girlfriends into thinking he's dying and leaving his fortune to one of them.

Director: Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Writer: Frederick Knott, Thomas Sterling, Ben Jonson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, mystery
Year: 1967
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 21 May 1967
Awards: N/A

67 video clips

Merle McgillInspector RizziWilliam McflyMrs. SheridanSarah WatkinsPrincess DominiqueCecil Fox
I guess is must be hard for you to imagine - The Honey Pot 00:30 I guess is must be hard for you to imagine His doctors say Mr Fox is not to be moved - The Honey Pot 00:08 His doctors say Mr Fox is not to be moved What will you drink ladies - The Honey Pot 00:15 What will you drink ladies Truthfully there isn't a man whose face I can remember - The Honey Pot 00:11 Truthfully there isn't a man whose face I can remember I have no need for Mr Fox's money - The Honey Pot 00:15 I have no need for Mr Fox's money After all honesty is the best policy right - The Honey Pot 00:18 After all honesty is the best policy right I don't want to sound like a voice for morality - The Honey Pot 00:43 I don't want to sound like a voice for morality After all who am I to complain - The Honey Pot 00:18 After all who am I to complain Miss McGill I understand of course - The Honey Pot 00:16 Miss McGill I understand of course When you talk to Princess Dominique you know what she'll tell you - The Honey Pot 00:35 When you talk to Princess Dominique you know what... OK Seamus so what's on your mind - The Honey Pot 00:13 OK Seamus so what's on your mind You know money never meant anything to me - The Honey Pot 00:11 You know money never meant anything to me Never say what you feel especially to men about men - The Honey Pot 00:08 Never say what you feel especially to men about men Legs like those on a voice for morality - The Honey Pot 00:17 Legs like those on a voice for morality And there's a hot rumor you've got money problems - The Honey Pot 00:14 And there's a hot rumor you've got money problems I'd like to sit down Will you promise not to molest me - The Honey Pot 00:10 I'd like to sit down Will you promise not to molest me Silly boy I wouldn't look twice at Hitler - The Honey Pot 00:06 Silly boy I wouldn't look twice at Hitler But as a huckster you are touched with genius - The Honey Pot 00:05 But as a huckster you are touched with genius That one looks like the old days we used to wind clocks by hand - The Honey Pot 00:16 That one looks like the old days we used to wind clocks by... In the play you remember - The Honey Pot 00:14 In the play you remember The sweetest they say hang beyond ordinary reach - The Honey Pot 00:14 The sweetest they say hang beyond ordinary reach My wealth as an object of contemplation - The Honey Pot 00:13 My wealth as an object of contemplation What's she doing at Baden Baden - The Honey Pot 00:09 What's she doing at Baden Baden Still suffering from stage fright McBarrymore - The Honey Pot 00:12 Still suffering from stage fright McBarrymore She didn't come all this way just to give Cecil Fox her autograph - The Honey Pot 00:10 She didn't come all this way just to give Cecil Fox her... What I mean is I might need your help here - The Honey Pot 00:18 What I mean is I might need your help here What are you trying to prove - The Honey Pot 00:45 What are you trying to prove Lone Star was insatiable A beautiful bottomless pit - The Honey Pot 00:32 Lone Star was insatiable A beautiful bottomless pit We've got an hour I will not have time lying about empty - The Honey Pot 00:11 We've got an hour I will not have time lying about... Granted three greedy women think you are dying they swallowed your bait - The Honey Pot 00:15 Granted three greedy women think you are dying they... It isn't easy for a man when a woman needs him more than he needs her - The Honey Pot 00:07 It isn't easy for a man when a woman needs him more... By some strange coincidence both ladies have time on their minds - The Honey Pot 00:28 By some strange coincidence both ladies have time on their... I'm not surprised you failed as an actor - The Honey Pot 00:09 I'm not surprised you failed as an actor We're way up the creek know what that means - The Honey Pot 00:15 We're way up the creek know what that means Well now you sure you girls don't feel damp - The Honey Pot 00:17 Well now you sure you girls don't feel damp Another thing Dominique the queen - The Honey Pot 00:27 Another thing Dominique the queen Mr Fox - The Honey Pot 00:16 Mr Fox Is he still with us Sarah - The Honey Pot 00:18 Is he still with us Sarah Get out of here but don't leave the house - The Honey Pot 00:16 Get out of here but don't leave the house You can't be comfortable bent over like this with all these clothes on - The Honey Pot 00:12 You can't be comfortable bent over like this with all... I've never known a woman so much like an open city - The Honey Pot 00:18 I've never known a woman so much like an open city You know what would be wonderful - The Honey Pot 00:21 You know what would be wonderful I hit Ceece once - The Honey Pot 00:30 I hit Ceece once In the last seven months with Mrs Sheridan - The Honey Pot 00:34 In the last seven months with Mrs Sheridan I'm doing what I think is right - The Honey Pot 00:13 I'm doing what I think is right If you swallow the bushwah given off by that royal deep freeze - The Honey Pot 00:12 If you swallow the bushwah given off by that royal deep... Your bet or did your lavish wooing of Nurse Watkins - The Honey Pot 00:10 Your bet or did your lavish wooing of Nurse Watkins That oaf must imagine himself the son of Charlie Chan and Jerry Mason - The Honey Pot 00:09 That oaf must imagine himself the son of Charlie Chan and... Tell me faithful McMosca do we underestimate bouncy little Sarah - The Honey Pot 00:08 Tell me faithful McMosca do we underestimate bouncy little... You feel more at home here Your profession suits you well - The Honey Pot 00:14 You feel more at home here Your profession suits you well Mr Fox - The Honey Pot 00:13 Mr Fox That is what truly baffles me - The Honey Pot 00:15 That is what truly baffles me Spare me the modesty of your desires Piffle I like simple things - The Honey Pot 00:12 Spare me the modesty of your desires Piffle I like simple... You goaded me into it - The Honey Pot 00:17 You goaded me into it What if there was one remaining sapphire surrounded by diamonds - The Honey Pot 00:35 What if there was one remaining sapphire surrounded by... Come walk with me in my Elizabethan garden - The Honey Pot 00:10 Come walk with me in my Elizabethan garden Have you your notebook ready Our topic is larceny - The Honey Pot 00:14 Have you your notebook ready Our topic is larceny You're being very persuasive but I know damn well what you're after - The Honey Pot 00:17 You're being very persuasive but I know damn well what... Any questions - The Honey Pot 00:09 Any questions My friends I went as nobody ever went - The Honey Pot 00:22 My friends I went as nobody ever went First I want a favour from you - The Honey Pot 00:16 First I want a favour from you I don't know what I wish If only he were more or less stupid - The Honey Pot 00:19 I don't know what I wish If only he were more or less... You're a speedy thing Wouldn't you like to lie down - The Honey Pot 00:05 You're a speedy thing Wouldn't you like to lie... You haven't the brains of a moth - The Honey Pot 00:12 You haven't the brains of a moth I'd like to sit down Will you promise not to molest me - The Honey Pot 00:06 I'd like to sit down Will you promise not to molest me Chocolate covered marzipan with gold centres - The Honey Pot 00:14 Chocolate covered marzipan with gold centres I salute the Anglo Saxon woman - The Honey Pot 00:07 I salute the Anglo Saxon woman

Cast

Cecil Fox - Rex Harrison
Mrs. Sheridan - Susan Hayward
William McFly - Cliff Robertson
Princess Dominique - Capucine
Merle McGill - Edie Adams
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