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I'm not surprised
you failed as an actor. Your timing has all the sensitivity
of a stampeding buffalo. You're the only one with a script. If I have to improvise, occasionally
I'm bound to louse up the plot. I have two reports.
First, success with Mrs. Sheridan. She's willing to wait until
tomorrow morning to see you. But as a huckster,
you are touched with genius. I told her you had some kind
of muscle spasm, nothing fatal. You've been having them
off and on. Very plausible.
And your second report? Another wee giftie
you failed as an actor. Your timing has all the sensitivity
of a stampeding buffalo. You're the only one with a script. If I have to improvise, occasionally
I'm bound to louse up the plot. I have two reports.
First, success with Mrs. Sheridan. She's willing to wait until
tomorrow morning to see you. But as a huckster,
you are touched with genius. I told her you had some kind
of muscle spasm, nothing fatal. You've been having them
off and on. Very plausible.
And your second report? Another wee giftie
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I'm not surprised
you failed as an actor.
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Your timing has all the sensitivity
of a stampeding buffalo.
00:00:06.297 --> 00:00:07.506
You're the only one with a script.
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If I have to improvise, occasionally
I'm bound to louse up the plot.
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I have two reports.
First, success with Mrs. Sheridan.
00:00:14.973 --> 00:00:17.267
She's willing to wait until
tomorrow morning to see you.
00:00:17.474 --> 00:00:19.081
But as a huckster,
you are touched with genius.
00:00:20.001 --> 00:00:23.396
I told her you had some kind
of muscle spasm, nothing fatal.
00:00:23.646 --> 00:00:24.897
You've been having them
off and on.
00:00:25.106 --> 00:00:27.317
Very plausible.
And your second report?
00:00:28.319 --> 00:00:29.945
Another wee giftie.
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Movie Summary
In Venice, a millionaire hires an actor to help him prank three greedy ex-girlfriends into thinking he's dying and leaving his fortune to one of them.
