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Alice Kramden:
Hi, how can I help you today? William Davis:
Yes, uh, Alice, I would like an egg-white omelette, and if I could get a clean glass of water. Alice Kramden:
Well, precious, we don't separate our eggs here and that's about as clean as it's gonna get. William Davis:
Well, what do you have that's similar to an egg-white omelette? Alice Kramden:
Eggs. William Davis:
Well then, by all means why don't you just bring me whatever's convenient for you? Trixie Norton:
Do I need to take off my heels? Alice Kramden:
No, no. Not yet. William Davis:
I've angered you, I'm sorry. It happens a lot. Alice Kramden:
Oh, hi, Miss Benvenuti. How are you? Miss Benvenuti:
I'm fine. Hi, Trixie. William Davis:
Ah, Miss Benvenuti, what a pleasure. Please. [gestures for her to sit] Miss Benvenuti:
If you'd just buy my house, that will be pleasure enough. Alice Kramden:
Oh, Miss Benvenuti, you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street? Miss Benvenuti:
Yes, I can't take the winters anymore. Mr. Davis here and his company are thinking of buying the house. William Davis:
Yes, we are. So if you girls could just go and cook something... Trixie Norton:
Ignoring you! Alice Kramden:
Yeah, I wish we would've known because we've been looking to buy a duplex for years. William Davis:
Well, I'm sorry, but my company's already buying this one. Trixie Norton:
Yes, well, we're not a company or anything, but we would like a nice place to move into with our husbands, have a few little babies, a little Trixie. Alice Kramden:
But everything's so expensive nowadays! William Davis:
Yes, it is. Kinda wishing you hadn't dropped out of high school right about now, huh? Alice Kramden:
*Still* Ignoring you! So, Miss Benvenuti, how much are you asking for the duplex?
Hi, how can I help you today? William Davis:
Yes, uh, Alice, I would like an egg-white omelette, and if I could get a clean glass of water. Alice Kramden:
Well, precious, we don't separate our eggs here and that's about as clean as it's gonna get. William Davis:
Well, what do you have that's similar to an egg-white omelette? Alice Kramden:
Eggs. William Davis:
Well then, by all means why don't you just bring me whatever's convenient for you? Trixie Norton:
Do I need to take off my heels? Alice Kramden:
No, no. Not yet. William Davis:
I've angered you, I'm sorry. It happens a lot. Alice Kramden:
Oh, hi, Miss Benvenuti. How are you? Miss Benvenuti:
I'm fine. Hi, Trixie. William Davis:
Ah, Miss Benvenuti, what a pleasure. Please. [gestures for her to sit] Miss Benvenuti:
If you'd just buy my house, that will be pleasure enough. Alice Kramden:
Oh, Miss Benvenuti, you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street? Miss Benvenuti:
Yes, I can't take the winters anymore. Mr. Davis here and his company are thinking of buying the house. William Davis:
Yes, we are. So if you girls could just go and cook something... Trixie Norton:
Ignoring you! Alice Kramden:
Yeah, I wish we would've known because we've been looking to buy a duplex for years. William Davis:
Well, I'm sorry, but my company's already buying this one. Trixie Norton:
Yes, well, we're not a company or anything, but we would like a nice place to move into with our husbands, have a few little babies, a little Trixie. Alice Kramden:
But everything's so expensive nowadays! William Davis:
Yes, it is. Kinda wishing you hadn't dropped out of high school right about now, huh? Alice Kramden:
*Still* Ignoring you! So, Miss Benvenuti, how much are you asking for the duplex?
Full Transcript
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Sighs Hi How can I help you today
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Yes Alice I would like an egg white omelet And if I could get a clean glass of water
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Well precious we don't separate our eggs here
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and that's about as clean as it's gonna get
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Well what do you have that's similar to an egg white omelet
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Eggs Scoffs
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Well then by all means why don't you just bring me whatever's convenient for you
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Ah Do I need to take off my heels
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No no Not yet
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I've angered you I'm sorry It happens a lot
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Alice hello
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Oh hi Miss Benvenuti How are you
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I'm fine Hi Trixie How are you
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Miss Benvenuti what a pleasure Please
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If you just buy my house that will be pleasure enough
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Miss Benvenuti you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street
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Yes I can't take the winters anymore
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Mr Davis here and his company are thinking of buying my house
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Yes we are So uh if you girls could just go and cook something
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Ignoring you Yeah I wish we would've known
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We've been looking to buy a duplex for years
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Movie Summary
Working class New York bus driver Ralph Kramden is always coming up with get-rich-quick schemes for him and his best friend, Ed Norton, who's always around to help him get in (and out of) trouble.



