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"The House Bunny" quotes

The House Bunny poster
After Playboy bunny Shelley is kicked out of the playboy mansion, she finds a job as the house mother for a sorority full of socially awkward girls.

Director: Fred Wolf
Writer: Karen McCullah, Kirsten Smith
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $48,237,389
Released: 22 Aug 2008
Awards: 2 nominations

36 video clips

ShelleyShelley DarlingsonCarrie MaeMrs. HagstromNatalieMonaTylerMarvinHarmonyAshleyGuy At BarWaiter #2OliverTanya
Well it's nice to meet you Shelley - The House Bunny 00:05 Well it's nice to meet you Shelley The eyes are the nipples of the face - The House Bunny 00:05 The eyes are the nipples of the face You know where the crapper is - The House Bunny 00:09 You know where the crapper is A brothel H I'm not looking to make soup - The House Bunny 00:05 A brothel H I'm not looking to make soup I gotta meet this frickin' bird - The House Bunny 00:04 I gotta meet this frickin' bird The only magic I've ever done was try to figure out a way - The House Bunny 00:08 The only magic I've ever done was try to figure out a... So are you a Zeta - The House Bunny 00:43 So are you a Zeta Good morning Pooter You're looking dapper - The House Bunny 00:04 Good morning Pooter You're looking dapper Dear Shelley h my gosh that's me - The House Bunny 00:05 Dear Shelley h my gosh that's me We could tie our shoes together our tennis shoes - The House Bunny 00:22 We could tie our shoes together our tennis shoes And this here is Harmony - The House Bunny 00:47 And this here is Harmony I don't think he likes me - The House Bunny 00:28 I don't think he likes me H well kindness is just love with its work boots on - The House Bunny 00:07 H well kindness is just love with its work boots on H my God Natalie you should really go to an eye doctor - The House Bunny 00:08 H my God Natalie you should really go to an eye doctor I hate to say this Shelley but maybe it's because of your age - The House Bunny 00:09 I hate to say this Shelley but maybe it's because of... I like that word - The House Bunny 00:05 I like that word And if she knows how to meet guys then we will learn how to meet guys - The House Bunny 00:05 And if she knows how to meet guys then we will learn how to... Instead of the mahi mahi may I just get the one mahi - The House Bunny 00:09 Instead of the mahi mahi may I just get the one mahi H wait here for a second - The House Bunny 00:18 H wait here for a second H you scared me My heart's pounding like a nail - The House Bunny 00:06 H you scared me My heart's pounding like a nail No that doesn't make her a hooker Sorry - The House Bunny 00:06 No that doesn't make her a hooker Sorry I'm an expert at parties and boys I'm a Bunny - The House Bunny 00:27 I'm an expert at parties and boys I'm a Bunny Natalie are you a virgin - The House Bunny 00:44 Natalie are you a virgin What Yeah - The House Bunny 00:14 What Yeah Sweet balls - The House Bunny 00:03 Sweet balls Excuse me you know where the crapper is - The House Bunny 00:07 Excuse me you know where the crapper is My allergic reaction made me feel pretty - The House Bunny 00:05 My allergic reaction made me feel pretty So this is what it feels like to not be invisible - The House Bunny 00:08 So this is what it feels like to not be invisible Don't mess with me - The House Bunny 00:16 Don't mess with me You like what you see stud - The House Bunny 00:10 You like what you see stud You wanna get cut bitch - The House Bunny 00:04 You wanna get cut bitch Hey I know where I know you from - The House Bunny 00:25 Hey I know where I know you from So have you given any thought to who you might be voting for - The House Bunny 00:24 So have you given any thought to who you might be voting for Keep doing that keep doing that Make love to the camera - The House Bunny 00:31 Keep doing that keep doing that Make love to the camera Actually it's a nursing home for senior citizens - The House Bunny 00:15 Actually it's a nursing home for senior citizens Wash these cars you sexy bitches - The House Bunny 00:13 Wash these cars you sexy bitches

Cast

Shelley Darlingson - Anna Faris
Oliver - Colin Hanks
Natalie - Emma Stone
Mona - Kat Dennings
Hugh Hefner - Hugh Hefner
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