"The House Bunny" quotes

The House Bunny poster
After Playboy bunny Shelley is kicked out of the playboy mansion, she finds a job as the house mother for a sorority full of socially awkward girls.

Director: Fred Wolf
Writer: Karen McCullah, Kirsten Smith
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $48,237,389
Released: 22 Aug 2008
Awards: 2 nominations

37 Clips

Wash these cars you sexy bitches - The House Bunny 00:13
Wash these cars you sexy bitches
Actually it's a nursing home for senior citizens - The House Bunny 00:15
Actually it's a nursing home for senior citizens
Keep doing that keep doing that Make love to the camera - The House Bunny 00:31
Keep doing that keep doing that Make love to the camera
So have you given any thought to who you might be voting for - The House Bunny 00:24
So have you given any thought to who you might be voting for
Hey I know where I know you from - The House Bunny 00:25
Hey I know where I know you from
You wanna get cut bitch - The House Bunny 00:04
You wanna get cut bitch
You like what you see stud - The House Bunny 00:10
You like what you see stud
Don't mess with me - The House Bunny 00:16
Don't mess with me
So this is what it feels like to not be invisible - The House Bunny 00:08
So this is what it feels like to not be invisible
My allergic reaction made me feel pretty - The House Bunny 00:05
My allergic reaction made me feel pretty
Excuse me you know where the crapper is - The House Bunny 00:07
Excuse me you know where the crapper is
Sweet balls - The House Bunny 00:03
Sweet balls
Well it's nice to meet you Shelley - The House Bunny 00:05
Well it's nice to meet you Shelley
I'm Ashley Come on in Nice to meet you guys - The House Bunny 00:05
I'm Ashley Come on in Nice to meet you guys
What Yeah - The House Bunny 00:14
What Yeah
Natalie are you a virgin - The House Bunny 00:24
Natalie are you a virgin
I'm an expert at parties and boys I'm a Bunny - The House Bunny 00:27
I'm an expert at parties and boys I'm a Bunny
No that doesn't make her a hooker Sorry - The House Bunny 00:06
No that doesn't make her a hooker Sorry
H you scared me My heart's pounding like a nail - The House Bunny 00:06
H you scared me My heart's pounding like a nail
I hate to say this Shelley but maybe it's because of your age - The House Bunny 00:12
I hate to say this Shelley but maybe it's because of your...
I don't think he likes me - The House Bunny 00:28
I don't think he likes me
H wait here for a second - The House Bunny 00:18
H wait here for a second
Instead of the mahi mahi may I just get the one mahi - The House Bunny 00:09
Instead of the mahi mahi may I just get the one mahi
And if she knows how to meet guys then we will learn how to meet guys - The House Bunny 00:05
And if she knows how to meet guys then we will learn how to...
I like that word - The House Bunny 00:05
I like that word
H my God Natalie you should really go to an eye doctor - The House Bunny 00:08
H my God Natalie you should really go to an eye doctor
So are you a Zeta - The House Bunny 00:36
So are you a Zeta
And this here is Harmony - The House Bunny 00:34
And this here is Harmony
We could tie our shoes together our tennis shoes - The House Bunny 00:22
We could tie our shoes together our tennis shoes
Dear Shelley h my gosh that's me - The House Bunny 00:06
Dear Shelley h my gosh that's me
Good morning Pooter You're looking dapper - The House Bunny 00:05
Good morning Pooter You're looking dapper
H well kindness is just love with its work boots on - The House Bunny 00:07
H well kindness is just love with its work boots on
The only magic I've ever done was try to figure out a way - The House Bunny 00:08
The only magic I've ever done was try to figure out a way
I gotta meet this frickin' bird - The House Bunny 00:04
I gotta meet this frickin' bird
A brothel H I'm not looking to make soup - The House Bunny 00:05
A brothel H I'm not looking to make soup
You know where the crapper is - The House Bunny 00:09
You know where the crapper is
The eyes are the nipples of the face - The House Bunny 00:05
The eyes are the nipples of the face

Cast

Shelley Darlingson - Anna Faris
Oliver - Colin Hanks
Natalie - Emma Stone
Hugh Hefner - Hugh Hefner
Dean Simmons - Christopher McDonald
Mrs. Hagstrom - Beverly D'Angelo
Joanne - Rumer Willis
Carrie Mae - Dana Goodman
Cassandra - Monet Mazur
Colby - Tyson Ritter
Ashley - Sarah Wright
Courtney - Rachel Specter
Marvin - Owen Benjamin
Holly Madison - Holly Madison
Bridget Marquardt - Bridget Marquardt
Kendra Wilkinson - Kendra Wilkinson
Self - Playmate - Sara Jean Underwood
Self - Playmate - Lauren Hill
Self - Playmate - Hiromi Oshima
Sean Salisbury - Sean Salisbury
Matt Leinart - Matt Leinart
Shaquille O'Neal - Shaquille O'Neal
Playboy Photographer - Nick Swardson
Tyler - Matt Barr
Guy at Bar - Chris Titone
Karaoke Trio - Michael Bernardi
Karaoke Trio - Mike Falkow
Karaoke Trio - Marlon Hunter
Paramedic - Josh Richman
Paramedic - Tony Ervolina
Michelle - Michelle Fields
Tall Blonde Girl - Nikki Deloach
Short Brunette Girl - Linsey Godfrey
Medium Blonde Girl - Alison Coen
Fannie - Jackie Benoit
Girl at Panhellenic - Katheryn Cain
Girl at Panhellenic - Amanda Columbus
Girl at Panhellenic - Katheryne Ashley Covert
Girl at Panhellenic - Danni Katz
Girl at Panhellenic - Aya Nagasaki
Girl at Panhellenic - Rachel Saydak
Girl at Panhellenic - Ashley Schneider
Phi Iota Mu - Jennifer Tisdale
Mona's Interviewee - Adam Shapiro
Mean Prostitute - Angela Shelton
Sweet Prostitute - Julia Lea Wolov
Tall Prostitute - Jonathan Loughran
Boutique Manager - Kathleen Gati
Kappa Eta Sigma Housemother - Missy Stewart
Guy at Pool Table - Robert Harvey
Calendar Buyer - Ryan Rottman
Post Office Clerk - Mitch Gibney
Limbo Guy - Ben Lyons
Karaoke MC - Dale Thomas Krupla
Brittany - Emily Wilson
Hot Girl - Ameona Almund
Fraternity Brother - Jeffrey Ashkin
Playboy Bunny 3 - Lili Asvar
Jonathan Baker - Jonathan Baker
Volcano Jock - Richard Blake
Waiter #2 - Allen Covert
Restaurant Patron - Andy Cramer
Colby's Friend - Paul K. Daniel
Hot Guy - Josh Diaz
Phi Iota Mu - Tara - Erin Dicker
Student Extra - Craig A. Dunlop
Frat Guy - Jonathan Eudowe
Guy in awe - Federico Friciello
Model - Gina Gianni
Orphanage Lady - Marcy Goldman
Playmate - Jillian Grace
Frat Boy at Car Wash #2 - Phillip Gramm
Frat Guy - Adam Greeves
Blonde Hottie - Krystal Grenseman
Playboy Mansion Go-Go Dancer - Brooklynne James
Fraternity Brother - Michael James
Young Man in Classroom - Charles Kellam
Sorority Girl - Kristen Marie Kelly
Female Student - Breaunna Lake
Playboy Bunny 4 - Skye Madsen
Sorority Girl - Treasure Mallory
Cafe Person - Emmanuel Ondrick
Sorority Girl #6 - Julie Pepin
Drunk Jen - Jennifer Perkins
Party Guy - Tony Persico
Party Girl - Ashley Rose
Student - Toi Rose
Frat Guy - Chris Rubio
Frat Bully - Shaun Ryan
Shopper - Alex Spencer
College Student - Justin Teitell
The Pool Guy - Michael Trotter
Frat Boy - Francesco Valli
Professor - James Van Evers
Frat Guy in Tiki Mask - Jason Villalobos
Sorority Girl - Jobeth Wagner
Frat Guy - Rob Watt
Boutique Assistant - Meg Wolf
Playboy Go-Go Dancer - Brianna Womick