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"The Ice Pirates" quotes

The Ice Pirates poster
In a distant future scarce of water, space pirates get caught after stealing ice from a spaceship. They are sold to a princess looking for her dad. He might have found a planet abundant with water.

Director: Stewart Raffill
Writer: Stewart Raffill, Stanford Sherman
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $14,255,801
Released: 16 Mar 1984
Awards: N/A

21 video clips

JasonRoscoeZenoMaidaKilljoyWendonSupreme CommanderPatchPrincess KarinaNannyBlonde GirlPercy The RobotElderly JasonZornOld Karina
You can be sure I had nothing to do with it - The Ice Pirates 00:08 You can be sure I had nothing to do with it I don't know - The Ice Pirates 00:06 I don't know What happened to we rape we pillage - The Ice Pirates 00:06 What happened to we rape we pillage I don't mean anything by this - The Ice Pirates 00:10 I don't mean anything by this The manifest - The Ice Pirates 00:50 The manifest It says here that the water planet - The Ice Pirates 00:18 It says here that the water planet I'm afraid I have some bad news - The Ice Pirates 00:23 I'm afraid I have some bad news I'd have cut him to pieces 10 minutes ago - The Ice Pirates 00:06 I'd have cut him to pieces 10 minutes ago They don't castrate clergy just in case - The Ice Pirates 00:18 They don't castrate clergy just in case Even your robots are insolent - The Ice Pirates 00:10 Even your robots are insolent I think you owe the lady and me an apology - The Ice Pirates 00:31 I think you owe the lady and me an apology How long have you known about this - The Ice Pirates 00:13 How long have you known about this Oh no not him again - The Ice Pirates 00:48 Oh no not him again People without water will do anything - The Ice Pirates 00:10 People without water will do anything You mean I have value again - The Ice Pirates 00:09 You mean I have value again That's barbaric - The Ice Pirates 00:12 That's barbaric Your he is a she - The Ice Pirates 00:24 Your he is a she Jason You never keep any of your promises - The Ice Pirates 00:14 Jason You never keep any of your promises What is that - The Ice Pirates 00:10 What is that It's really not that dangerous - The Ice Pirates 00:10 It's really not that dangerous Yeah what's going on - The Ice Pirates 00:10 Yeah what's going on

Cast

Jason - Robert Urich
Princess Karina - Mary Crosby
Roscoe - Michael D. Roberts
Maida - Anjelica Huston
Killjoy - John Matuszak
All Cast