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Will McKenzie:
Playing the guitar badly, wearing beads, talking about 'one love' and pretending you are friends with Central American villagers - who, by the way, despise you - before heading back to your parents five-bedroomed house in Surrey, doesn't make you a spiritual person, it makes you a bell-end. Ben:
I think you're right about his song, Katie. Will McKenzie:
Oh, fuck off, Ben! You don't believe in 'song lines' any more than I do. It's just a way for you to seem interesting to girls because deep down you know you're boring and pretentious like your stupid fucking dreadlocks. Which, by the way, always look embarrassing on white people. They're not countercultural, they actually scream 'Oh, I've got a trust fund!' so get a normal haircut, you unbearable prick
Playing the guitar badly, wearing beads, talking about 'one love' and pretending you are friends with Central American villagers - who, by the way, despise you - before heading back to your parents five-bedroomed house in Surrey, doesn't make you a spiritual person, it makes you a bell-end. Ben:
I think you're right about his song, Katie. Will McKenzie:
Oh, fuck off, Ben! You don't believe in 'song lines' any more than I do. It's just a way for you to seem interesting to girls because deep down you know you're boring and pretentious like your stupid fucking dreadlocks. Which, by the way, always look embarrassing on white people. They're not countercultural, they actually scream 'Oh, I've got a trust fund!' so get a normal haircut, you unbearable prick
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Playing the guitar badly wearing beads talking about one love
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pretending you're friends with Central American villagers who by the way despise you
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before heading to your parents' five bedroom house in Surrey
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doesn't make you a spiritual person it makes you a bellend
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I think you're right about his song Katie
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Fuck off Ben You don't believe in songlines any more than I do
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It's just a way to seem interesting to girls
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because deep down you're boring and pretentious
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like your stupid fucking dreadlocks
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which by the way always look embarrassing on white people
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They're not countercultural They scream I've got a trust fund
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So get a normal haircut you unbearable prick Goodbye
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Movie Summary
Jay, Neil, Simon, and Will reunite in Australia for a holiday.

