It's been up there since the seatbelt signs went off mate
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Jay Cartwright:
Heads down boys. Neil Sutherland:
Shit. Will McKenzie:
What, why we haven't done anything? Jay Cartwright:
Foreign police innit. Neil Sutherland:
Don't you know about Foreign police? Will McKenzie:
Short sleeved uniforms chunkier truncheons. Neil Sutherland:
Fucking hell! Jay Cartwright:
Mate they're all corrupt basically if you misbehave and don't have the money to bribe them. They take you up to these shepherds huts in the hills beat you up and bum ya. Neil Sutherland:
And if they don't kill ya you kill yourself cause the shame of getting a boner whilst you were being bummed. Will McKenzie:
Right couple of things, firstly the hills here are full of time shares not deserted shepherds huts. Secondly, Crete's in the EU so I think the standard of policing probably goes beyond buming and forced suicide. Jay Cartwright:
Believe what you want I'm keeping a bribe up my arse just in case. Will McKenzie:
You're gonna spend the whole holiday with 20 Euros rolled up inside you're arsehole? Jay Cartwright:
It's been up there since the seatbelt signs went off mate
Heads down boys. Neil Sutherland:
Shit. Will McKenzie:
What, why we haven't done anything? Jay Cartwright:
Foreign police innit. Neil Sutherland:
Don't you know about Foreign police? Will McKenzie:
Short sleeved uniforms chunkier truncheons. Neil Sutherland:
Fucking hell! Jay Cartwright:
Mate they're all corrupt basically if you misbehave and don't have the money to bribe them. They take you up to these shepherds huts in the hills beat you up and bum ya. Neil Sutherland:
And if they don't kill ya you kill yourself cause the shame of getting a boner whilst you were being bummed. Will McKenzie:
Right couple of things, firstly the hills here are full of time shares not deserted shepherds huts. Secondly, Crete's in the EU so I think the standard of policing probably goes beyond buming and forced suicide. Jay Cartwright:
Believe what you want I'm keeping a bribe up my arse just in case. Will McKenzie:
You're gonna spend the whole holiday with 20 Euros rolled up inside you're arsehole? Jay Cartwright:
It's been up there since the seatbelt signs went off mate
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Ooh heads down boys NEIL Shit
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What Why We haven't done anything
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Foreign police innit So
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Don't you even know about foreign police
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What short sleeved uniforms Chunkier truncheons
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Oh fucking hell Mate they're all corrupt
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Basically if you misbehave and don't have the money to bribe 'em
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they take you up to these shepherds' huts in the hills
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beat you up and bum ya
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And if they don't kill ya you kill yourself
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cos of the shame of getting a boner whilst you was being bummed
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Right couple of things Firstly the hills here are full of timeshares
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not deserted shepherds' huts
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Secondly Crete's in the EU so I think the standard of policing
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probably goes beyond bumming and forced suicide
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Believe what you want I'm keeping a bribe up my arse just in case
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You're gonna spend the whole holiday with 20 euros rolled up inside your arsehole
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It's been up there since the seatbelt signs went off mate
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Movie Summary
Four socially troubled 18-year-olds from the south of England go on holiday to Malia.
