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"The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" quotes

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone poster
A veteran Vegas magician tries to revive his career after his longtime partner quits, he gets fired from his casino act, and an edgy new "street magician" steals his thunder.

Director: Don Scardino
Writer: Jonathan Goldstein, John Francis Daley, Chad Kultgen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $22,537,881
Released: 15 Mar 2013
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

27 video clips

JaneSteve GrayBurt WonderstoneRance HollowayRick The ImplausibleDoug MunnyAnton MarveltonYoung BurtYoung AntonReporter In Cambodia
That is a terrible trick to do for children What if they try and copy you - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:09 That is a terrible trick to do for children What if they try... You a lesbian Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:15 You a lesbian Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you It means I take people's nightmares and turn them into dream realities - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:11 It means I take people's nightmares and turn them into... Pretend I'm still here and tell me all about it - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:09 Pretend I'm still here and tell me all about it Drum up business that way What the hell is a webisode - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:21 Drum up business that way What the hell is a webisode What you do is not magic - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:12 What you do is not magic Ah God Let me tell you about Steve Gray - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:11 Ah God Let me tell you about Steve Gray Do you think this batch is ready - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:32 Do you think this batch is ready Your skin makes me cry - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:09 Your skin makes me cry Aah Your face got me right in the knee - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:06 Aah Your face got me right in the knee What you're feeling right now - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:21 What you're feeling right now I had imaginary friends and even they were mean so heh - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:13 I had imaginary friends and even they were mean so heh What happened I had a stroke - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:09 What happened I had a stroke You've been doing the same shit since I hired you - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:13 You've been doing the same shit since I hired you Anton what could possibly go wrong - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:12 Anton what could possibly go wrong Sorry about that Heh - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:53 Sorry about that Heh Ugh I quit Go get a job at Cirque du So lame - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:06 Ugh I quit Go get a job at Cirque du So lame I go to places where the children have neither food nor clean water - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:20 I go to places where the children have neither food nor... Well I quit the business and I don't read the trades - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:12 Well I quit the business and I don't read the trades Goddamn that's the worst thing I ever saw in my life - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:16 Goddamn that's the worst thing I ever saw in my life This is what they call magic these days This is some kind of terrible shit - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:12 This is what they call magic these days This is some kind of... That was shit That was shit I think that went pretty damn well - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:11 That was shit That was shit I think that went pretty damn... He put a live dog in my pants I'm sorry - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:13 He put a live dog in my pants I'm sorry Very good indeed But this is a classic - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:07 Very good indeed But this is a classic Do you mind if I ask you something - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:08 Do you mind if I ask you something Is that guy a plant That looked like a real punch - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:06 Is that guy a plant That looked like a real punch The life of a child magician Yes try being a girl child magician - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:09 The life of a child magician Yes try being a girl child...

Cast

Burt Wonderstone - Steve Carell
Anton Marvelton - Steve Buscemi
Jane - Olivia Wilde
Steve Gray - Jim Carrey
Doug Munny - James Gandolfini
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