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Lenny Goldberg:
I know. Word association. Mahmud Nasir:
Dah, what are you talking about? Lenny Goldberg:
Come on, a Word association. Mahmud Nasir:
What for? Lenny Goldberg:
Car? Mahmud Nasir:
Volvo. Lenny Goldberg:
Right on. Happy? Mahmud Nasir:
Ish. Lenny Goldberg:
Two outta three. Crystal? Mahmud Nasir:
Nakht. Lenny Goldberg:
Hm, even I would have said "palace". Still, I don't believe... Mahmud Nasir:
No, wait, listen, listen... no listen to me. I real name, or rather my birth name... [Does inverted commas] Lenny Goldberg:
Please don't do that. Mahmud Nasir:
...is Solly Shimshillewitz. Lenny Goldberg:
Solly Shimshillewitz? Mahmud Nasir:
Now do you believe me? Lenny Goldberg:
Why didn't they just call you "Jewe-jew-jew-jew-jew" and be done with it? Mahmud Nasir:
[Irritated]
It was nice talking to you. [Walks off] Lenny Goldberg:
That's almost as Jewy a name as "Izzy Shimshillewitz". Mahmud Nasir:
What was that? Lenny Goldberg:
Izzy Shimshillewitz. Used to live around here years ago. Mahmud Nasir:
There's an Izzy Shimshillewitz? Where is he? Is he still alive? Where is he? Lenny Goldberg:
Fuck knows
I know. Word association. Mahmud Nasir:
Dah, what are you talking about? Lenny Goldberg:
Come on, a Word association. Mahmud Nasir:
What for? Lenny Goldberg:
Car? Mahmud Nasir:
Volvo. Lenny Goldberg:
Right on. Happy? Mahmud Nasir:
Ish. Lenny Goldberg:
Two outta three. Crystal? Mahmud Nasir:
Nakht. Lenny Goldberg:
Hm, even I would have said "palace". Still, I don't believe... Mahmud Nasir:
No, wait, listen, listen... no listen to me. I real name, or rather my birth name... [Does inverted commas] Lenny Goldberg:
Please don't do that. Mahmud Nasir:
...is Solly Shimshillewitz. Lenny Goldberg:
Solly Shimshillewitz? Mahmud Nasir:
Now do you believe me? Lenny Goldberg:
Why didn't they just call you "Jewe-jew-jew-jew-jew" and be done with it? Mahmud Nasir:
[Irritated]
It was nice talking to you. [Walks off] Lenny Goldberg:
That's almost as Jewy a name as "Izzy Shimshillewitz". Mahmud Nasir:
What was that? Lenny Goldberg:
Izzy Shimshillewitz. Used to live around here years ago. Mahmud Nasir:
There's an Izzy Shimshillewitz? Where is he? Is he still alive? Where is he? Lenny Goldberg:
Fuck knows
Full Transcript
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I know Word association
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Nah what are you talking about
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Come on word association What for
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Car
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Volvo
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Right on
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Uh happy
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Ish
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Two out of three
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Crystal
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Nacht
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Wow Even I would have said palace
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Still I don't know why yeah but listen
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Listen listen listen to me
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My real name well my birth name
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Please don't do that
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Is solly shimshileewitz
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Solly shimshileewitz
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Now do you believe me
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Why didn't they just call you jewy jewjewjewjew
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And be done with it
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It was nice talking to you all right Fine
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That's almost as jewy a name as izzy shimshileewitz
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What did you say
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Izzy shimshileewitz used to live around here years ago
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There's an izzy shimshileewitz Well where is he
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Is he still alive Where is he
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Fuck knows
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Movie Summary
An identity crisis comedy centred on Mahmud Nasir, successful business owner, and salt of the earth East End Muslim who discovers that he's adopted - and Jewish.
Actors
Lenny Goldberg
Mahmud Nasir
