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Lenny Goldberg:
Listen, Rabbi. My friend has drunk my chicken soup. He's danced like a Cossack in my living room, he told a funny story at a Bar Mitzvah and got a good laugh. I'm a Jew, and my friend is Jewish enough for me. Rabbi:
[to Mahmud]
Come back when you've found a better teacher. Mahmud Nasir:
And where do I find one of those, eh? Craig's list? Look, Rabbi, I haven't even told my wife and family about this! Rabbi:
Well perhaps that's where you should start! Now if you don't mind, I've got a dying man's soul to take care of!
Listen, Rabbi. My friend has drunk my chicken soup. He's danced like a Cossack in my living room, he told a funny story at a Bar Mitzvah and got a good laugh. I'm a Jew, and my friend is Jewish enough for me. Rabbi:
[to Mahmud]
Come back when you've found a better teacher. Mahmud Nasir:
And where do I find one of those, eh? Craig's list? Look, Rabbi, I haven't even told my wife and family about this! Rabbi:
Well perhaps that's where you should start! Now if you don't mind, I've got a dying man's soul to take care of!
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No listen listen rabbi
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My friend has drunk my chicken soup
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He's danced like a cossack in my living room
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He told a funny story at a bar mitzvah
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And by the way he got a big laugh
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I'm a jew and my friend here is jewish enough for me
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Come back when you've found a better teacher
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Where am I gonna find one of those huh craigslist
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Look rabbi I haven't even told my wife and family about this
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Well perhaps that's where you should start
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Now if you don't mind
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I've got a dying man's soul to care for
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Movie Summary
An identity crisis comedy centred on Mahmud Nasir, successful business owner, and salt of the earth East End Muslim who discovers that he's adopted - and Jewish.
