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Assholes! You maniacal monster! Professor Xavieris a total dick! Yo to the Yo, have we...

The Internship • 2013

Assholes! You maniacal monster! Professor Xavieris a total dick! Yo to the Yo, have we ensuredit wasn't a networking issue? Confirmed therewas no packet loss. Almost done checkingthe encryption. "Almost"? Either you're done or not.You can't be almost pregnant. And she would know, guys. Go Google "asshole", asshole. She's right. It's not good enough, Yo-Yo.Get it together. What the fuck was that? I'm punishing myself formy inferior performance. Wow. Good. Great.That one's crazy. And crazy horny over here. Let me guess. Big dick,'cause little dick? Does your mind just immediatelygo to a penis joke? Was that not witty enough?I'm just busy working. That's fine, but I'mwinning the quip-off. - That's what you're worried about?- Yes. You're more concerned withsnarky banter than working?

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Assholes

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You maniacal monster

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Professor Xavier is a total dick

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Yo to the Yo have we ensured it wasn't a networking issue

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Confirmed there was no packet loss

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Almost done checking the encryption

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Almost Either you're done or not You can't be almost pregnant

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And she would know guys

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Go Google asshole asshole

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She's right It's not good enough Yo Yo Get it together

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What the fuck was that

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I'm punishing myself for my inferior performance

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Wow Good Great That one's crazy

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And crazy horny over here

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Let me guess Big dick 'cause little dick

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Does your mind just immediately go to a penis joke

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Was that not witty enough I'm just busy working

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That's fine but I'm winning the quip off

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That's what you're worried about Yes

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You're more concerned with snarky banter than working

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حمقى

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أنت وحش مجنون

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بروفيسور إيجزافيار أنت أحمق تماما

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أين نحن من التأكد أنها ليست مشكلة شبكة داخلية

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تم التأكد أن ليس هناك حزمة مفقودة

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في الغالب إنتهيت من معرفة إن كان لدى التشفير تفويض خاطئ

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آسفة في الغالب الأمر إما أن أنتهيت أو لا

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لا يمكنك أن تكوني في الغالب ح بلى

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نعم كانت ستعلم حقا

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أتعلم لم لا تبحث في الجوجل عن كلمة أحمق أيها الأحمق

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إنها محقة ليس كافيا إستجمع قواك يويو

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ماذا كان ذلك بحق الجحيم

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كنت أعاقب نفسي على الأداء الرديء

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ذلك جيد ذلك رائع لدينا مجنون هنا و عاهرة هنا

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دعوني أخمن أحمق كبير بسبب القضيب الصغير

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تحولت في الحال للنكت القذرة

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هل هذا كل أسفة

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ألم يكن ذلك ذكي بشكل كافي لك لأني مشغولة بالعمل

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كلا ذلك جيد فقط أردتك أن تعترفي بالحقيقة أنني الفائز

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أهذا ما يزعجك الآن نعم ذلك ما يزعجني

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إذن أنت تهتم أكثر بالمزاح التهكمي أكثر من الفوز

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Enculés

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Espèce de monstre maniaque

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Le professeur Xavier est un connard

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Yo Yo est ce un problème de réseau

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Aucune perte de données J'ai presque terminé de vérifier le cryptage

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Presque Tu as terminé ou non Tu ne peux pas être presque enceinte

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Elle connaît ça les gars

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Cherche enculé sur Google enculé

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Elle a raison Ça ne suffit pas Yo Yo Fais mieux que ça

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C'était quoi ça

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Je me punis d'être mauvais

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Ouah Super Génial Il est fou celui là

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Et on a la folle nymphomane ici

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Dis moi tu es un connard en raison de ta petite queue

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Tu ne peux penser à rien d'autre qu'à une blague de pénis

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Ce n'est pas assez fin d'esprit Je suis occupée moi

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Ça va mais c'est moi qui gagne

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C'est ce qui t'inquiète Oui

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Les remarques sarcastiques comptent plus que le travail

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Arschlöcher

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Sie wahnsinniges Monster

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Professor Xavier ist ein Mistkerl

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Yo Yo es ist also kein Netzwerk Problem

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Es ist kein Paket verloren gegangen Mit der Verschlüsselung sind wir fast durch

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Fast Seid ihr durch oder nicht Man kann nicht fast schwanger sein

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Sie weiß es Jungs

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Google Arschloch Arschloch

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Sie hat recht es ist nicht gut genug Yo Yo Reiß dich zusammen

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Was zum Teufel war das

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Ich bestrafe mich für mein Versagen

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Wow Gut Super Der ist verrückt

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Irgendwo wartet eine Spinner Orgie auf ihn

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Irgendwo gibt's eine Mikro Phallus Tagung die auf dich wartet

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Machst du automatisch Penis Witze

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War das nicht witzig genug Ich habe zu tun

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Schon gut aber ich gewinne den Witz Wettbewerb

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Das interessiert dich Ja

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Dich interessiert fieser Sarkasmus mehr als deine Arbeit

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PROFESSOR Bajingan kau

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GROANING kau monster maniak

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BILLY Professor Xavier adalah seorang bajingan

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Yo to the Yo apakah kita sudah yakin ini bukan masalah networking

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konfirmasi disana tidak ada sama sekali packet yang hilang

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hampir selesai mengecek encrypsi nya

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Hampir Entah kau sudah selesai atau tidak kau tidak bisa bilang itu hampir hamil

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dan dia pasti akan tahu kawan

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Go Google asshole asshole

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dia benar ini tidak cukup baik Yo Yo bersemangatlah

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apa yang sedang kau lakukan itu

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Aku menghukum diriku sendiri karena kinerja ku lebih rendah

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Wow bagus hebat yang satu itu telah gila

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dan gila horny di sebelah sini

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biar ku tebak Big dick 'karena kau little dick

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apakah pikiranmu langsung bereaksi langsung selalu ke candaan penis

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Apakah itu tidak cukup cerdas Aku hanya sibuk bekerja

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Itu bagus tapi aku memenangkan sindirannya off

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NEHA hanya Itulah apa yang kau khawatirkan STUART Ya

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kau lebih peduli dengan olok olok snarky daripada bekerja

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Придурки

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Чудовищный маньяк

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Профессор Ксавьер настоящая сволочь

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Йо ты уверен что проблема не в сети

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Потери данных не было

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Почти закончил с проверкой шифрования

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Почти Нельзя быть почти беременной

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Она то точно знает

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Погугли придурок придурок

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Она права Этого мало Йо Йо Соберись

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Какого хера Наказываю себя за неэффективность

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Ого Круто Отлично Он псих

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А она озабоченная психичка

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Дай угадаю ты такой козел потому что у тебя короткий

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Шутки о пенисах у тебя всегда на уме

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Это было не остроумно Вообще то я работаю

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Отлично зато я победил в остроумии

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Тебя это беспокоит Да

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Предпочитаешь прикалываться а не работать

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Idiotas

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Monstruo maniático

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El profesor Xavier es un imbécil

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Yo al cuadrado no fue un problema de redes

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Confirmado no hubo pérdida de paquetes Ya casi termino con la codificación

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Casi Ya terminaste o no No se puede estar casi embarazada

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Y ella sabe lo que dice Googlea imbécil imbécil

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Tiene razón No basta Yo Yo Esfuérzate

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Qué diablos fue eso Me castigué por mi bajo rendimiento

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Vaya Qué bien Perfecto Ese está loco

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Y esta está caliente

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Déjame adivinar Estás amargado por tu pequeño pene

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Tu mente salta de inmediato a un chiste sobre penes

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No fue suficientemente ingenioso Estoy ocupada trabajando

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Bien pero voy ganando la batalla de ingenios

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Es lo que te preocupa Sí

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Te preocupa más eso que ganar

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Duration

52 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:47:59

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

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TSG Entertainment,Regency Enterprises,Wild West Picture Show Productions,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two salesmen whose careers have been torpedoed by the digital age find their way into a coveted internship at Google, where they must compete with a group of young, tech-savvy geniuses for a shot at employment.