For one dollar, I'll guess your weight, your height or your sex! The most exciting game on...
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[Navin, struggling as a weight guesser at SJM Fiesta Shows]
Navin R. Johnson:
For one dollar, I'll guess your weight, your height or your sex! The most exciting game on the midway! Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional! You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you're not going to fool the guesser. How 'bout you, sir? Step right up!
Carnival Rube:
Hey honey, let's see how good this guy is. Now what'I win?
Navin R. Johnson:
Ah, anything... in this general area, right in here... Anything, below the stereo, and on this side of the Bicentennial glasses... Anything between the ashtray, and the thimbles... Anything in this three inches... Right in here, this area, that includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers.
Carnival Rube:
No sir! C'mon honey; he thought he had himself a rube.
[Navin dejectedly confides to his boss, Frosty]
Navin R. Johnson:
Boss, I'm just no good at this.
Frosty:
Ah, c'mon Navin, you're doing fine.
Navin R. Johnson:
I've already given away eight pencils, two hula dolls, and an ashtray, and I've only taken in fifteen dollars.
Frosty:
Navin, you have taken in fifteen dollars and given away fifty cents worth of crap! Which gives us a net profit of fourteen dollars and fifty cents.
Navin R. Johnson:
Ah... It's a profit deal! Takes the pressure off. Get your weight guessed right here! Only a buck! Actual live weight guessing! Take a chance and win some crap!
Transcript
For $1,
I'll guess your weight,
your height, or your sex.
The most exciting thing on the midway.
Imagine the thrill of getting your weight
guessed by a professional.
You can blow up your cheeks,
you can stick out your chest,
but you're not going to fool the guesser.
How about you, sir?
Step right up.
Honey, let's see how good this guy is.
Now, what do I win?
Uh, anything in this
general area, right in here.
Anything below the stereo,
and on this side of the
bicentennial glasses.
Anything between the
ashtrays and the thimble.
Anything in these three inches.
Right in here, in this area,
that includes the Chiclets
but not the erasers.
No, sir.
Come on, honey.
He thought he had himself a rube.
Frosty, I am just no good at this.
Oh, come on, Navin,
you're doing fine.
No, I've already given
away eight pencils,
two hula dolls, and an ashtray,
and I've only taken in $15.
Navin, you have taken in $15
and given away 50 cents'
worth of crap.
Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.
Ah!
It's a profit deal.
That takes the pressure off.
Get your weight guessed right here.
Only $1.
Actual live weight guessing.
Take a chance and win some crap.
Step right up.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I draw your attention now to
the left side of our midway,
presenting the amazing Patty Bernstein
doing her special ride through
the Flaming Wall of Death.
Wanna guess my weight, greenie?
I saw you last night.
You were great.
Yeah, right.
Turn around.
What?
Turn around.
Clip duration: 190 seconds
Views: 724
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: comedy
Summary: After discovering he's not really black like the rest of his family, likable dimwit Navin Johnson runs off on a hilarious misadventure in this comedy classic that takes him from rags to riches and back to rags again. The slaphappy jerk strikes it rich, but life in the fast lane isn't all it's cracked up to be and, in the end, all that really matters to Johnson is his true love.
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00:10 What a great place
00:20 Well I'd like to think you were available
00:08 Man St Louis
00:18 First I get my name in the phone book
00:09 I'll guess your weight your height or your sex
00:09 I'll guess your weight your height or your sex
00:08 First they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the...
01:14 And I don't need any of this
00:08 It's your birthday
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00:56 I once had wealth
01:16 But to me it seems like nine weeks and five days
00:15 Why are you crying
00:48 My dear family
01:28 Lord loves a working man
00:36 You look so beautiful and peaceful
00:13 Damn these glasses son