"The Jewel of the Nile" quotes

The Jewel of the Nile poster
When Joan Wilder is abducted while on a trip along the Nile, her boyfriend, Jack Colton, and pal Ralph rush to rescue her and retrieve a fabled jewel.

Director: Lewis Teague
Writer: Mark Rosenthal, Lawrence Konner, Diane Thomas
Production: N/A
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $75,973,200
Released: 11 Dec 1985
Awards: N/A

39 Clips

Sufis rule - The Jewel of the Nile 00:04
Sufis rule
Your fears they make you foolish - The Jewel of the Nile 00:14
Your fears they make you foolish
If you don't tell me what the hell is going on here - The Jewel of the Nile 00:35
If you don't tell me what the hell is going on here
What do you mean my way It wasn't my idea to spend six months on your boat - The Jewel of the Nile 00:34
What do you mean my way It wasn't my idea to spend six...
Oh no Oh God Please let me get out of this alive - The Jewel of the Nile 00:18
Oh no Oh God Please let me get out of this alive
Who are you Is this where Al Jolson's buried - The Jewel of the Nile 00:18
Who are you Is this where Al Jolson's buried
All right But if we get out of this alive I'm gonna kill you - The Jewel of the Nile 00:08
All right But if we get out of this alive I'm gonna kill you
Oh my God Look at this Looks like Our Lady of Mount Palmer schoolyard - The Jewel of the Nile 00:07
Oh my God Look at this Looks like Our Lady of Mount Palmer...
OK flyboy your estimated time of departure is now - The Jewel of the Nile 00:05
OK flyboy your estimated time of departure is now
Lookin' more like 90 10 Huh kumquat - The Jewel of the Nile 00:05
Lookin' more like 90 10 Huh kumquat
Look at these guys Colton - The Jewel of the Nile 00:06
Look at these guys Colton
Just keep smiling Maybe they'll think we're from National Geographic - The Jewel of the Nile 00:06
Just keep smiling Maybe they'll think we're from National...
When you hook up with jujubes see what happens - The Jewel of the Nile 00:15
When you hook up with jujubes see what happens
You are guest of Omar - The Jewel of the Nile 00:12
You are guest of Omar
Oh what's that I hear A heart breaking You sap - The Jewel of the Nile 00:13
Oh what's that I hear A heart breaking You sap
You are welcome - The Jewel of the Nile 00:11
You are welcome
I gotta get off this camel It's breaking my ass Colton - The Jewel of the Nile 00:06
I gotta get off this camel It's breaking my ass Colton
Why do these Third World cesspools always gotta be so hot will you tell me that - The Jewel of the Nile 00:07
Why do these Third World cesspools always gotta be so hot...
Well I'm flattered pal And I'm sorry you had such a tough time - The Jewel of the Nile 00:17
Well I'm flattered pal And I'm sorry you had such a tough...
You are a gifted storyteller You create heroes in a world of cynics - The Jewel of the Nile 00:10
You are a gifted storyteller You create heroes in a world of...
I read about you Yes I know Time magazine - The Jewel of the Nile 00:14
I read about you Yes I know Time magazine
How much romance can one woman take - The Jewel of the Nile 00:04
How much romance can one woman take
Hold tight I'm coming - The Jewel of the Nile 00:04
Hold tight I'm coming
Are we jogging We are jogging - The Jewel of the Nile 00:05
Are we jogging We are jogging
OK Let's go come on Wait He's coming with us - The Jewel of the Nile 00:18
OK Let's go come on Wait He's coming with us
Come on Colton Where's the Jewel - The Jewel of the Nile 00:12
Come on Colton Where's the Jewel
I'll write the truth about you The truth - The Jewel of the Nile 00:08
I'll write the truth about you The truth
We are sworn Just Joan - The Jewel of the Nile 00:09
We are sworn Just Joan
What people What are you talking about You must help me find the Jewel - The Jewel of the Nile 00:36
What people What are you talking about You must help me find...
How'd they get out What - The Jewel of the Nile 00:19
How'd they get out What
Do not worry It's not my destiny to die here What about us - The Jewel of the Nile 00:10
Do not worry It's not my destiny to die here What about us
Omar blew up my boat huh Your woman is in danger too - The Jewel of the Nile 00:21
Omar blew up my boat huh Your woman is in danger too
Literary functions are not Jack's speed - The Jewel of the Nile 00:08
Literary functions are not Jack's speed
I bet you could pick up a swell three bedroom town house here for about five or six dollars - The Jewel of the Nile 00:08
I bet you could pick up a swell three bedroom town house...
Did you miss me I missed you You're all I thought about for six months - The Jewel of the Nile 00:19
Did you miss me I missed you You're all I thought about for...
I thought you wanted to sail around the world with me - The Jewel of the Nile 00:18
I thought you wanted to sail around the world with me
What are you doing In one of my books - The Jewel of the Nile 00:16
What are you doing In one of my books
My heart just isn't in it Romance just doesn't seem real to me any more - The Jewel of the Nile 00:20
My heart just isn't in it Romance just doesn't seem real to...
Jack is dead - The Jewel of the Nile 00:12
Jack is dead

Cast

Ralph - Danny DeVito
Rachid - Hamid Fillali
Le Vasseur - Guy Cuevas
Missionary - Peter DePalma
Nubian Chief - Sadeke Colobanane
Nubian Wrestler - Hyacinthe N'Iaye
Rock Promoter - Daniel Peacock
Omar Officer - Benyahim Ahed
Station Master - Alaoui Hassen
Ticket Seller - Makoula Ahmed
Old Man in Suq - Akasby Mohamed
F-16 Pilot - Zaouia Abdelmajid
Fire Walker - Ted Buffington
Society Matron - Flora Alberti
Society Matron - Patricia Davidson
Omar's Elite Guard - Ziraoui Mustapha
Omar's Elite Guard - Baji Abdelmajid
Omar's Elite Guard - Kachela Mohammed
Omar's Elite Guard - Mohamed Attifi
Omar's Elite Guard - Ben Abadi Mohammed Fillali
Omar's Elite Guard - Abdullatif Hilal
Extra unaccredited - Carlo Martini
Hitman - Omero Capanna