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"The Jewel of the Nile" quotes

The Jewel of the Nile poster
When Joan Wilder is abducted while on a trip along the Nile, her boyfriend, Jack Colton, and pal Ralph rush to rescue her and retrieve a fabled jewel.

Director: Lewis Teague
Writer: Mark Rosenthal, Lawrence Konner, Diane Thomas
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $75,973,200
Released: 11 Dec 1985
Awards: N/A

39 video clips

OmarJoan WilderJoanGloriaJewelJack T. ColtonJackRalphTarakJack Colton
My heart just isn't in it Romance just doesn't seem real to me any more - The Jewel of the Nile 00:20 My heart just isn't in it Romance just doesn't... I thought you wanted to sail around the world with me - The Jewel of the Nile 00:18 I thought you wanted to sail around the world with me Literary functions are not Jack's speed - The Jewel of the Nile 00:08 Literary functions are not Jack's speed Jack is dead - The Jewel of the Nile 00:17 Jack is dead What are you doing In one of my books - The Jewel of the Nile 00:21 What are you doing In one of my books Did you miss me I missed you You're all I thought about for six months - The Jewel of the Nile 00:19 Did you miss me I missed you You're all I thought about... I bet you could pick up a swell three bedroom town house here for about five or six dollars - The Jewel of the Nile 00:08 I bet you could pick up a swell three bedroom town house... You are a gifted storyteller You create heroes in a world of cynics - The Jewel of the Nile 00:12 You are a gifted storyteller You create heroes in a world of... Omar blew up my boat huh Your woman is in danger too - The Jewel of the Nile 00:23 Omar blew up my boat huh Your woman is in danger too Do not worry It's not my destiny to die here What about us - The Jewel of the Nile 00:15 Do not worry It's not my destiny to die here What about... How'd they get out What - The Jewel of the Nile 00:20 How'd they get out What What people What are you talking about You must help me find the Jewel - The Jewel of the Nile 01:04 What people What are you talking about You must help me find... We are sworn Just Joan - The Jewel of the Nile 00:16 We are sworn Just Joan I'll write the truth about you The truth - The Jewel of the Nile 00:11 I'll write the truth about you The truth Come on Colton Where's the Jewel - The Jewel of the Nile 00:15 Come on Colton Where's the Jewel OK Let's go come on Wait He's coming with us - The Jewel of the Nile 00:18 OK Let's go come on Wait He's coming with us Are we jogging We are jogging - The Jewel of the Nile 00:07 Are we jogging We are jogging Hold tight I'm coming - The Jewel of the Nile 00:08 Hold tight I'm coming How much romance can one woman take - The Jewel of the Nile 00:08 How much romance can one woman take I read about you Yes I know Time magazine - The Jewel of the Nile 00:23 I read about you Yes I know Time magazine Well I'm flattered pal And I'm sorry you had such a tough time - The Jewel of the Nile 00:19 Well I'm flattered pal And I'm sorry you had such... Why do these Third World cesspools always gotta be so hot will you tell me that - The Jewel of the Nile 00:09 Why do these Third World cesspools always gotta be so hot... I gotta get off this camel It's breaking my ass Colton - The Jewel of the Nile 00:07 I gotta get off this camel It's breaking my ass Colton You are welcome - The Jewel of the Nile 00:14 You are welcome Oh what's that I hear A heart breaking You sap - The Jewel of the Nile 00:14 Oh what's that I hear A heart breaking You sap You are guest of Omar - The Jewel of the Nile 00:15 You are guest of Omar When you hook up with jujubes see what happens - The Jewel of the Nile 00:17 When you hook up with jujubes see what happens Just keep smiling Maybe they'll think we're from National Geographic - The Jewel of the Nile 00:07 Just keep smiling Maybe they'll think we're from... Look at these guys Colton - The Jewel of the Nile 00:06 Look at these guys Colton Lookin' more like 90 10 Huh kumquat - The Jewel of the Nile 00:05 Lookin' more like 90 10 Huh kumquat OK flyboy your estimated time of departure is now - The Jewel of the Nile 00:08 OK flyboy your estimated time of departure is now Oh my God Look at this Looks like Our Lady of Mount Palmer schoolyard - The Jewel of the Nile 00:09 Oh my God Look at this Looks like Our Lady of Mount Palmer... All right But if we get out of this alive I'm gonna kill you - The Jewel of the Nile 00:07 All right But if we get out of this alive I'm gonna... Who are you Is this where Al Jolson's buried - The Jewel of the Nile 00:27 Who are you Is this where Al Jolson's buried Oh no Oh God Please let me get out of this alive - The Jewel of the Nile 00:20 Oh no Oh God Please let me get out of this alive What do you mean my way It wasn't my idea to spend six months on your boat - The Jewel of the Nile 00:45 What do you mean my way It wasn't my idea to spend six... If you don't tell me what the hell is going on here - The Jewel of the Nile 00:56 If you don't tell me what the hell is going on here Your fears they make you foolish - The Jewel of the Nile 00:19 Your fears they make you foolish Sufis rule - The Jewel of the Nile 00:07 Sufis rule

Cast

Jack - Michael Douglas
Joan - Kathleen Turner
Ralph - Danny DeVito
Omar - Spyros Fokas
Jewel - Avner Eisenberg
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