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The Judge

Like your marriage

Hank Palmer:
Shit happens.Judge Joseph Palmer:Like your marriage

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Deal Shit happens Like your marriage
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
387
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:32
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Genres
crime, drama
Production
Village Roadshow Pictures,Big Kid Pictures,Team Downey,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Big-city lawyer Hank Palmer returns to his childhood home where his father, the town's judge, is suspected of murder. Hank sets out to discover the truth; along the way he reconnects with his estranged family.

Actors

Robert Downey Jr.
Hank Palmer
Robert Downey Jr.
Lisaplayed Hide the Pickle with someone else - The Judge 00:07
Lisaplayed Hide the Pickle with someone else
Attention, passengers. - The Judge 00:09
Attention, passengers.
Make it quick. - The Judge 00:16
Make it quick.
Imagine a faraway place Hankwhere people value your opinion Now go there - The Judge 00:08
Imagine a faraway place Hankwhere people value your opinion...
Tell me what happened I don't rememberBecause you were drunk No because I can't rememberDon't you think I wanna rememberFor all I know I never hit anything or anybodySo I was in the liquor cabinetWhat kind of recovering alcoholic keeps a stocked liquor - The Judge 00:51
Tell me what happened I don't rememberBecause you were...
You killed him. - The Judge 00:32
You killed him.
She spit on the window. - The Judge 00:51
She spit on the window.
I gave him the minimum, 30 days. - The Judge 00:49
I gave him the minimum, 30 days.
Hey, judge, where you going? - The Judge 00:09
Hey, judge, where you going?
What line were we in when they were distributing testicles? - The Judge 00:06
What line were we in when they were distributing testicles?
Okay. I remember being there at the mini-mart. I needed eggs. - The Judge 00:21
Okay. I remember being there at the mini-mart. I needed...
- Can I borrow your pen? - The Judge 00:33
- Can I borrow your pen?
The artiste at work. - The Judge 00:35
The artiste at work.
That's a grackle. - The Judge 00:08
That's a grackle.
That's a grackle. They're a real nuisance. - The Judge 00:13
That's a grackle. They're a real nuisance.
See? He's playing chess. Stop. - The Judge 00:08
See? He's playing chess. Stop.
Old-school. - The Judge 00:06
Old-school.
No! Unh. Fuck me. - The Judge 00:06
No! Unh. Fuck me.
Hank, there's someone I'd like you to meet. - The Judge 00:06
Hank, there's someone I'd like you to meet.
Well, light a match and hold my hair back. - The Judge 00:10
Well, light a match and hold my hair back.