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Russ Duritz: How can I help you, Governor?
Governor: [weeping] Some dirtbag -- dirtbag! -- from the Attorney General's office has dared to mention the word, "jail"!
Russ Duritz: [mocking crying] Waaaaahh.
[the governor looks up confused]
Russ Duritz: [makes goofy sad face] WAAAAAAAAAAAHH! Somebody call the WAAAAAAAAAAAHH-mbulance!
Governor: What did you say?
Russ Duritz: Governor, do you know the number one killer of politicians under the age of 60 is?
Governor: No.
Russ Duritz: Self-pity. Now, Governor, I'll be more than happy to help you out of this mess... that you so willingly seem to have stepped into. But you ought to do something.
Governor: What's that?
Russ Duritz: Stop crying.
Governor: [wiping away her tears] I'll try.
Russ Duritz: No, I mean right now. You're giving me a headache
Governor: [weeping] Some dirtbag -- dirtbag! -- from the Attorney General's office has dared to mention the word, "jail"!
Russ Duritz: [mocking crying] Waaaaahh.
[the governor looks up confused]
Russ Duritz: [makes goofy sad face] WAAAAAAAAAAAHH! Somebody call the WAAAAAAAAAAAHH-mbulance!
Governor: What did you say?
Russ Duritz: Governor, do you know the number one killer of politicians under the age of 60 is?
Governor: No.
Russ Duritz: Self-pity. Now, Governor, I'll be more than happy to help you out of this mess... that you so willingly seem to have stepped into. But you ought to do something.
Governor: What's that?
Russ Duritz: Stop crying.
Governor: [wiping away her tears] I'll try.
Russ Duritz: No, I mean right now. You're giving me a headache
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Stop crying I'll try
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No I mean right now You're giving me a headache
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Movie Summary
An unhappy and disliked image consultant gets a second shot at life when he is mysteriously confronted by an eight-year-old version of himself.
