Why wouldn't your eight-year-old self time travel here to give you a hand? You're...
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Deirdre Lefever:
Why wouldn't your eight-year-old self time travel here to give you a hand? You're obviously in trouble. He could straighten you out!
Russ Duritz:
You think he's here to straighten *me* out?
Deirdre Lefever:
Well of course! You didn't think it was the other way around, didja?
Russ Duritz:
[nods hesitantly]
Deirdre Lefever:
Maybe he's here for you to teach him some things... but maybe he's here for you to remember some things, ever thought about that?
Russ Duritz:
Not until just now, no.
Deirdre Lefever:
Look, you're turning forty tomorrow, you haven't acquired a single thing of real value in your life...
Russ Duritz:
Hey...
Deirdre Lefever:
- and no, no, money doesn't count. You're virtually friendless, you barely talk to your family, and you've just lost the only woman in the world who's ever meant anything to you.
Russ Duritz:
Who, Amy? Oh, come on, she's not... we work together, that's all. She's neurotic! She bites her nails... well, nail.
[holds up his finger]
Russ Duritz:
This one.
[realizes]
Russ Duritz:
Oh, my God...
Deirdre Lefever:
[to the waitress]
While he's getting a clue, could I get a warm-up, please?
Transcript
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Why wouldn't your eight year old self time travel here
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I mean you're obviously in trouble
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He'd straighten you out
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You think he's here to straighten me out
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Well of course
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You didn't think it was the other way around did you
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Maybe he's here for you to teach him
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some things
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But maybe he's here for you to remember some things
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Ever thought about that
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Not until just now no
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Darlin' look
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You're turnin' 40 tomorrow
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You haven't acquired a single thing
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of real value in your life
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Hey And no no money doesn't count
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You're virtually friendless you barely talk to your family
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and you've just lost the only woman in the world who's ever
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Who Amy Please
Clip duration: 64 seconds
Views: 353
Timestamp in movie: 00h 20m 01s
Uploaded: 01 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, family, fantasy
Summary: An unhappy and disliked image consultant gets a second shot at life when he is mysteriously confronted by an eight-year-old version of himself.
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00:13 Doesn't the fact that I'm a pathetic dweeb make...
00:06 Somebody call the waahmbulance
00:20 I'll cherish this moment for a lifetime
00:24 How old are you
00:04 I wish I was standing on a carpet
00:07 There's safety in sandwiches
01:02 It's so embarrassing
00:19 When do I learn how to drive
00:15 What's done is done
00:14 Am I in trouble
00:21 Stop biting your nails
00:08 I'm advertising terror and bewilderment
00:46 I haven't seen you in a couple of days
00:05 Take your phone off now
00:24 Does that make it true
00:10 I'm not throwing your dismembered enemies' bodies...
00:10 I AM NOT A LOSER
00:12 I hadn't heard from you in four hours
03:07 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
00:25 I'm here