Ahh! Your majesty! To your little victory! You wonder why I have come? Hm? Do you wonder...

The Dauphin of France: [Hal enters the tent] Ahh! [drums impatiently with fingers] The Dauphin of France: Your majesty! [smiles and picks up his glas] The Dauphin of France: To your little victory! [drinks] The Dauphin of France: You wonder why I have come? Hm? Do you wonder this? I have not come to offer you surrender, if that is what you're hoping. I have come to describe for you your end days. The screams of your men as they die. Slow. And so, King of England - you seem so intend on making France your new home. So let me help you. I will drain your body of it's blood and bury it under a tree. A little French tree - very young, very small. Since perchance that is fitting of your mind for you to come here - small. And maybe your [mimics a penis with his fingers] The Dauphin of France: Your balls must be big, no? Giant balls. [laughs] The Dauphin of France: Giant balls with a tiny cock! [laughs heavily] The Dauphin of France: And the sound of your wifes and children weeping shall lull me to sleep at night. Have you heard what I said?

Your Majesty, please forgive us. What a venomous boy. He'll betray me now. I'm sure of it. If only he were my son. Hal. Mm. Hal? Hal. What is it? Falstaff has injured hisself. Yeah. See? - How did you get inside? - The door was ajar. It was not. Yes, it was. It was ajar. It was not ajar. Well, how else might we gain entry? Are you accusing me of having cut myself a secret key? Yes. Falstaff has injured hisself, Hal. Will you perform the small repairs? No. Oh, no. Your Highness. There's a fresh coin in this for you, you know. I don't want your coin. I will require your undiminished loyalty from here till Megiddo. You have that already. You're a soft negotiator. Hey! You're wasting good wine. - I'm keeping it clean. - Give it. Oh. That looks very hot. Do it. Ow! Prince Henry. Who are you? We come from the royal court. We wish to speak with you privately.