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"The Knack and How to Get It" quotes

The Knack and How to Get It poster
A young school teacher tries to master the art of flirtation using his neighbor's skills.

Director: Richard Lester
Writer: Charles Wood, Ann Jellicoe
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1965
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 07 Jul 1965
Awards: Nominated for 6 BAFTA 5 wins & 9 nominations total

54 video clips

Nancy JonesWoman In HouseTolenTomBoy In ClassroomDress Shop OwnerColinOld Man
Rape Not today thank you - The Knack and How to Get It 00:04 Rape Not today thank you Are you a homosexual No - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 Are you a homosexual No Is constant - The Knack and How to Get It 00:49 Is constant I thought I would never see such purity of pattern absolute rightness - The Knack and How to Get It 00:19 I thought I would never see such purity of pattern absolute... What's the most frightening building in London - The Knack and How to Get It 00:17 What's the most frightening building in London Mods and rockers - The Knack and How to Get It 00:04 Mods and rockers At 13 were you promiscuous - The Knack and How to Get It 00:22 At 13 were you promiscuous She wants raping so go in there and rape her - The Knack and How to Get It 00:07 She wants raping so go in there and rape her And he raped me marvelous super Now come on - The Knack and How to Get It 00:05 And he raped me marvelous super Now come on Just think what you could do with a real whip - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 Just think what you could do with a real whip You can have that You can have access Just got to do a bit of climbing that's all - The Knack and How to Get It 00:07 You can have that You can have access Just got to do a bit... It's up She's in - The Knack and How to Get It 00:16 It's up She's in Her class was doing the behaving My lads are made of flesh - The Knack and How to Get It 00:17 Her class was doing the behaving My lads are made of flesh I could tell you what I know intellectually what my experience has been - The Knack and How to Get It 00:13 I could tell you what I know intellectually what my... Skirt ls that it - The Knack and How to Get It 00:09 Skirt ls that it But the feeling can be developed with experience and confidence - The Knack and How to Get It 00:12 But the feeling can be developed with experience and... It's of the utmost importance of the essence - The Knack and How to Get It 00:13 It's of the utmost importance of the essence How do I acquire the knack Yes how The knack - The Knack and How to Get It 00:30 How do I acquire the knack Yes how The knack That last one had very nice earlobes - The Knack and How to Get It 00:05 That last one had very nice earlobes Rory is well aware that in the long run he will profit by the arrangement - The Knack and How to Get It 00:09 Rory is well aware that in the long run he will profit by... Couldn't I just share your women - The Knack and How to Get It 00:14 Couldn't I just share your women A clever man a gifted man - The Knack and How to Get It 00:10 A clever man a gifted man I would consider letting you come in on this arrangement - The Knack and How to Get It 00:14 I would consider letting you come in on this arrangement Tell me how many women have you had - The Knack and How to Get It 00:14 Tell me how many women have you had I adore a piece of wood its feel - The Knack and How to Get It 00:09 I adore a piece of wood its feel Of course it harbors rats you know Jerry built Pardon my French - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 Of course it harbors rats you know Jerry built Pardon my... Shame to hide a good screw Workers' Playtime - The Knack and How to Get It 00:05 Shame to hide a good screw Workers' Playtime There is mastery in a job well done if you have a way with tools - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 There is mastery in a job well done if you have a way with... I like the twist of a good screw I'm bound - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 I like the twist of a good screw I'm bound Yours is quite big isn't it How big is your bed - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 Yours is quite big isn't it How big is your bed I come from Hampton Wick myself so I'm used to innuendo - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 I come from Hampton Wick myself so I'm used to innuendo In Walt Disney's early films there were cows and the censor cut the udders out - The Knack and How to Get It 00:30 In Walt Disney's early films there were cows and the... I've been picked up haven't l Have you - The Knack and How to Get It 00:07 I've been picked up haven't l Have you I was never given the opportunity - The Knack and How to Get It 00:09 I was never given the opportunity What's the matter Is there anything the matter with you - The Knack and How to Get It 00:33 What's the matter Is there anything the matter with you As you know any organ not in constant use atrophies - The Knack and How to Get It 00:14 As you know any organ not in constant use atrophies No one's going to rape you - The Knack and How to Get It 00:09 No one's going to rape you You've got Chinese eyebrows - The Knack and How to Get It 00:12 You've got Chinese eyebrows All right Colin she's all yours - The Knack and How to Get It 00:36 All right Colin she's all yours I haven't got the knack to make a girl lie on her back in the rain - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 I haven't got the knack to make a girl lie on her back... Keep off Do you hear - The Knack and How to Get It 00:56 Keep off Do you hear I have this fatal knack - The Knack and How to Get It 00:03 I have this fatal knack How sweet you are - The Knack and How to Get It 00:16 How sweet you are I've got some records upstairs - The Knack and How to Get It 00:13 I've got some records upstairs Starkers Bare buff Let me see - The Knack and How to Get It 00:05 Starkers Bare buff Let me see Now let's look at this objectively Some tea - The Knack and How to Get It 00:09 Now let's look at this objectively Some tea Pulse I can't find a thing - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 Pulse I can't find a thing And you never can tell can you That face No girl would ever suspect - The Knack and How to Get It 00:24 And you never can tell can you That face No girl would ever... Have I really - The Knack and How to Get It 00:10 Have I really He's a sexual incompetent - The Knack and How to Get It 00:09 He's a sexual incompetent Here what day is this It went clean out of my head - The Knack and How to Get It 00:12 Here what day is this It went clean out of my head I blame the teachers if you ask me That's my opinion - The Knack and How to Get It 00:05 I blame the teachers if you ask me That's my opinion The angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection - The Knack and How to Get It 00:06 The angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection She wants you to rape her That's what it's all about - The Knack and How to Get It 00:09 She wants you to rape her That's what it's all...

Cast

Nancy Jones - Rita Tushingham
Tolen - Ray Brooks
Colin - Michael Crawford
Tom - Donal Donnelly
Dress Shop Owner - William Dexter
All Cast