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The Knight Before Christmas

No. You are not sleeping under a tree when I have an emptyguesthouse you can stay in

No. You are not sleeping under a tree when I have an empty
guesthouse you can stay in

Full Transcript

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No. You are not sleeping under a tree
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when I have an empty guesthouse you can stay in.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
335
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:28
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Motion Picture Corporation of America,Brad Krevoy Television

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Movie Summary

A medieval English knight is magically transported to present-day America where he falls for a high school science teacher who is disillusioned by love.
Besides, I'll feel a whole lot better knowing he's safe - The Knight Before Christmas 00:06
Besides, I'll feel a whole lot better knowing he's...
So, the wheel acts as the reins, - The Knight Before Christmas 00:06
So, the wheel acts as the reins,
Where are the minstrels playing that lyrical melody - The Knight Before Christmas 00:04
Where are the minstrels playing that lyrical melody
The guesthouse is just around the back. It's nothing fancy, - The Knight Before Christmas 00:06
The guesthouse is just around the back. It's nothing fa...
- What? - It appears this contraption - The Knight Before Christmas 00:06
- What? - It appears this contraption
Well first thing I think we should do - The Knight Before Christmas 00:33
Well first thing I think we should do
He turned out to be, as the kids say, a real douche. - The Knight Before Christmas 00:04
He turned out to be, as the kids say, a real douche.
While you fetch the douche's garments, - The Knight Before Christmas 00:07
While you fetch the douche's garments,
Wait, you what? Brooke. - The Knight Before Christmas 00:06
Wait, you what? Brooke.
Mads, I've been teaching long enough to know a good apple when I see one. Okay? - The Knight Before Christmas 00:05
Mads, I've been teaching long enough to know a good app...
- I gotta go. - Wait. Why? What? - The Knight Before Christmas 00:07
- I gotta go. - Wait. Why? What?
No, you can't eat skunks or start fires in people's lawns. - The Knight Before Christmas 00:05
No, you can't eat skunks or start fires in people'...
Oh, well, we have a much easier way to fix that, - The Knight Before Christmas 00:06
Oh, well, we have a much easier way to fix that,
No, it's not a dog. It's a pork sausage. - The Knight Before Christmas 00:04
No, it's not a dog. It's a pork sausage.
Berries. Washed down with some - The Knight Before Christmas 00:05
Berries. Washed down with some
We'll have two cheeseburgers, a side of fries and two hot chocolates, please. - The Knight Before Christmas 00:05
We'll have two cheeseburgers, a side of fries and two h...
Okay. Sir Cole, that's kind of an offensive term. - The Knight Before Christmas 00:04
Okay. Sir Cole, that's kind of an offensive term.
- No offense intended, fair server. - Sorry. - The Knight Before Christmas 00:05
- No offense intended, fair server. - Sorry.
So, do you have a wife and kids? - The Knight Before Christmas 00:04
So, do you have a wife and kids?
I could not marry the Lady Matilda until I've fulfilled my quest. - The Knight Before Christmas 00:05
I could not marry the Lady Matilda until I've fulfilled...