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"The Lady Eve" quotes

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A trio of classy card sharps targets the socially awkward heir to brewery millions for his money, until one of them falls in love with him.

Director: Preston Sturges
Writer: Monckton Hoffe, Preston Sturges
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1941
MetaScore: 96/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 21 Mar 1941
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 wins & 1 nomination total
What am I talking about - The Lady Eve 00:29 What am I talking about I'm an ophiologist - The Lady Eve 02:04 I'm an ophiologist You don't know what you've done to me - The Lady Eve 00:26 You don't know what you've done to me I'm glad you like it - The Lady Eve 00:45 I'm glad you like it What's the matter - The Lady Eve 00:28 What's the matter Isn't your son feeling well - The Lady Eve 00:31 Isn't your son feeling well Not good enough - The Lady Eve 00:35 Not good enough You don't know very much about girls - The Lady Eve 00:14 You don't know very much about girls I need him like the ax needs the turkey - The Lady Eve 00:09 I need him like the ax needs the turkey Positively the same dame - The Lady Eve 00:10 Positively the same dame Do you think they're dancing anyplace on board - The Lady Eve 00:28 Do you think they're dancing anyplace on board Do you know Charles - The Lady Eve 00:25 Do you know Charles Would I like to see you givin' some old harpie the three in one - The Lady Eve 00:09 Would I like to see you givin' some old harpie the... They say a moonlit deck is a woman's business office - The Lady Eve 00:07 They say a moonlit deck is a woman's business office A girl of sixteen's practically an idiot anyway - The Lady Eve 00:16 A girl of sixteen's practically an idiot anyway Eggs and sausage - The Lady Eve 00:17 Eggs and sausage And I have no right to be in your cabin - The Lady Eve 00:10 And I have no right to be in your cabin You go upstairs and take a bath and I'll like you just as much as ever - The Lady Eve 00:13 You go upstairs and take a bath and I'll like you just... What I can't understand is how he finished fifth - The Lady Eve 00:13 What I can't understand is how he finished fifth I hardly need them - The Lady Eve 00:10 I hardly need them Have you seen this one - The Lady Eve 00:12 Have you seen this one But he says she says she won't have anything to do with lawyers - The Lady Eve 00:17 But he says she says she won't have anything to do with... Are you really in love with this mug - The Lady Eve 00:19 Are you really in love with this mug It certainly took you long enough to come back in the same outfit - The Lady Eve 00:11 It certainly took you long enough to come back in the same... You know you shouldn't draw to an inside straight - The Lady Eve 00:11 You know you shouldn't draw to an inside straight I don't see why I have to do all the dirty work - The Lady Eve 00:14 I don't see why I have to do all the dirty work Naturally I was frightfully anxious to see Uncle Alfred - The Lady Eve 00:45 Naturally I was frightfully anxious to see Uncle Alfred And he's gonna take a lot more too - The Lady Eve 00:08 And he's gonna take a lot more too What's 'e matter - The Lady Eve 00:09 What's 'e matter I wanna ask you a hypo thermical question - The Lady Eve 00:14 I wanna ask you a hypo thermical question That's right You ought to put handles on that skull - The Lady Eve 00:07 That's right You ought to put handles on that skull I had to change my coat - The Lady Eve 00:10 I had to change my coat There's just one thing - The Lady Eve 00:14 There's just one thing You don't happen to be a mouthpiece - The Lady Eve 00:11 You don't happen to be a mouthpiece They look too much alike to be the same - The Lady Eve 00:10 They look too much alike to be the same I've never loved anyone but you - The Lady Eve 00:17 I've never loved anyone but you See anything you like - The Lady Eve 00:08 See anything you like Well snakes are my life in a way - The Lady Eve 00:08 Well snakes are my life in a way You haven't been hitting the bottle lately - The Lady Eve 00:17 You haven't been hitting the bottle lately The trouble with people who reform is - The Lady Eve 00:11 The trouble with people who reform is But there's something kind of cute about Hopsie - The Lady Eve 00:19 But there's something kind of cute about Hopsie Colonel Harrington - The Lady Eve 00:39 Colonel Harrington It's funny to be kneeling here at your feet talking about beer - The Lady Eve 00:08 It's funny to be kneeling here at your feet talking... Would you care to come in - The Lady Eve 00:10 Would you care to come in But a sucker always steps on your feet - The Lady Eve 00:07 But a sucker always steps on your feet I hope I find you well and that your little pal hasn't fallen overboard - The Lady Eve 00:07 I hope I find you well and that your little pal hasn't... Why don't you marry one of them - The Lady Eve 00:14 Why don't you marry one of them What's the matter - The Lady Eve 00:15 What's the matter I think Charles is in love with me - The Lady Eve 00:11 I think Charles is in love with me Why should I suspect an apparently civilized man - The Lady Eve 00:12 Why should I suspect an apparently civilized man Wouldn't it That's the tragedy of the rich They don't need anything - The Lady Eve 00:11 Wouldn't it That's the tragedy of the rich They... It's not that I mind your doing card tricks - The Lady Eve 00:19 It's not that I mind your doing card tricks There's as fine a specimen of the sucker sapiens as I've ever seen - The Lady Eve 00:05 There's as fine a specimen of the sucker sapiens as... They don't want anything else - The Lady Eve 00:16 They don't want anything else You have a right to have an ideal - The Lady Eve 00:33 You have a right to have an ideal I shouldn't think that kind of ideal was so difficult to find - The Lady Eve 00:15 I shouldn't think that kind of ideal was so difficult... How was everything up the Amazon - The Lady Eve 00:09 How was everything up the Amazon I wouldn't have frightened you for anything in the world - The Lady Eve 00:18 I wouldn't have frightened you for anything in the... You have the darnedest way of bumping a fellow down and bouncing him up again - The Lady Eve 00:08 You have the darnedest way of bumping a fellow down and... He was just a groom on father's estate - The Lady Eve 00:20 He was just a groom on father's estate She's never been in South America - The Lady Eve 00:21 She's never been in South America What do you mean - The Lady Eve 00:31 What do you mean If there's one thing that distinguishes a man from a beast - The Lady Eve 00:28 If there's one thing that distinguishes a man from a... Good When they brought you back - The Lady Eve 00:16 Good When they brought you back I hope your niece doesn't think I'm a half wit - The Lady Eve 00:09 I hope your niece doesn't think I'm a half wit You tryin' to tell me this ain't the same rib was on the boat - The Lady Eve 00:15 You tryin' to tell me this ain't the same rib was... Weren't her eyes closer together They were not - The Lady Eve 00:09 Weren't her eyes closer together They were not Will you throw that roughneck out of here or will I have to - The Lady Eve 00:13 Will you throw that roughneck out of here or will I have to I think he's going to ask me to marry him - The Lady Eve 00:30 I think he's going to ask me to marry him Who did you elope with - The Lady Eve 00:22 Who did you elope with Were you in love with her - The Lady Eve 00:10 Were you in love with her That's the same dame - The Lady Eve 00:22 That's the same dame Very depressing having your own daughter married - The Lady Eve 00:14 Very depressing having your own daughter married If anybody ever deserved me - The Lady Eve 00:22 If anybody ever deserved me Did you hear how the Lady Eve got to this country - The Lady Eve 00:20 Did you hear how the Lady Eve got to this country Now you're upset - The Lady Eve 00:09 Now you're upset They're more careful in choosing a tailor than in choosing a wife - The Lady Eve 00:18 They're more careful in choosing a tailor than in... Oh there he is - The Lady Eve 00:10 Oh there he is I knew you'd be that way - The Lady Eve 00:26 I knew you'd be that way Poppycock What's the matter with you - The Lady Eve 00:21 Poppycock What's the matter with you Just a minute Eve All she wants is for you to go to New York and ask her - The Lady Eve 00:15 Just a minute Eve All she wants is for you to go to New York... Cecil It's pronounced Ceh cil - The Lady Eve 00:12 Cecil It's pronounced Ceh cil Vernon I thought you said Herman - The Lady Eve 00:07 Vernon I thought you said Herman The name of Angus will never cross my lips again - The Lady Eve 00:20 The name of Angus will never cross my lips again I don't think you realize the beauty of your situation - The Lady Eve 00:22 I don't think you realize the beauty of your situation Shut up Will you talk to her - The Lady Eve 00:11 Shut up Will you talk to her What did you say - The Lady Eve 00:08 What did you say I'm glad you like it Do you like any of the rest of me - The Lady Eve 00:09 I'm glad you like it Do you like any of the rest of me Don't you like my perfume - The Lady Eve 00:12 Don't you like my perfume

Cast

Charles Pike - Henry Fonda
'Colonel' Harrington - Charles Coburn
Mr. Pike - Eugene Pallette