What were you doing up the Amazon? Looking for snakes. I'm an ophiologist. I thought you...
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Jean:
What were you doing up the Amazon?
Charles:
Looking for snakes. I'm an ophiologist.
Jean:
I thought you were in the beer business.
Charles:
Beer? Ale!
Jean:
What's the difference?
Charles:
Between beer and ale?
Jean:
Yes.
Charles:
My father'd burst a blood vessel if he heard you say that. There's a big difference. Ale's sort of fermented on the top or something, and beer's fermented on the bottom, or maybe it's the other way around. There's no similarity at all. You see, the trouble with being descended from a brewer, no matter how long ago he brewed it, or whatever you call it, you're supposed to know all about something you don't give a hoot about.
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And then still further,
we look terrible.
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You with your legs like
a colt and mine like a calf.
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What I'm trying to say is... only
I'm not a poet, I'm an ophiologist...
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I've always loved you.
I mean, I've never loved anyone but you.
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I know that sounds dull
as a drugstore novel,
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and what I see inside
I'll never be able to cast into words,
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but that's what I mean.
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I wish we were married
and on our honeymoon now.
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So do I. But it isn't
as simple as all that, Hopsie.
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I'm terribly in love,
and you seem to be too.
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So one of us has to think
and try and keep things clear.
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Maybe I can do that better
than you can.
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They say a moonlit deck
is a woman's business office.
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- Are you the purser?
- Just a moment. Mr. Klink, please.
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- You the purser?
- Yes. What is it, please?
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I want to ask you
a "hypothermical" question.
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- Maybe that would be better to ask the doctor.
- Never mind the wisecracks.
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What I want the dope on is, if there
happened to be card sharks on this tub...
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Shh! Not so loud, please. In
the first place, there isn't any, and...
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- Could you prove it if there was?
- A passenger is a passenger, my friend.
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If he pays for his ticket and
doesn't steal the ship's towels,
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who are we to go slandering him?
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You don't happen to be a mouthpiece?
You talk like a law school.
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I was admitted to the BAR,
if that's what you're talking about.
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The drinks are on you.
I watch out for the kid, the Pike kid.
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I watch out for him,
and you're gonna watch out for him,
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or you'll be right on the beach
sellin' popcorn.
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His old man knows your president.
A wire from me is all it takes.
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When old man Pike goes into action,
you'll be in the side pocket.
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- All I gotta do...
- You needn't try to intimidate me, Mr...
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- Murgatroyd to you.
- Troygamoyd.
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If I should discover that Mr. Pike
was in any danger of being swindled,
Clip duration: 124 seconds
Views: 200
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 47s
Uploaded: 10 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A trio of classy card sharps targets the socially awkward heir to brewery millions for his money, until one of them falls in love with him.
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