Mary, as you call her, is a bigoted, blinkered, cantankerous, devious, unforgiving,...
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Alan Bennett:
Mary, as you call her, is a bigoted, blinkered, cantankerous, devious, unforgiving, self-serving, rank, rude, car-mad cow, which is to say nothing of her flying feces and her ability to extrude from her withered buttocks turds of such force, that they land a yard from the back of the van and their presumed point of exit.
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Mary as you call her is a bigoted blinkered cantankerous devious
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unforgiving self serving rank rude car mad cow
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Which is to say nothing of her flying faeces
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and her ability to extrude from her withered buttocks
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turds of such force that they land a yard from the back of the van
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and their presumed point of exit
Clip duration: 24 seconds
Views: 136
Timestamp in movie: 01h 12m 09s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: The true story of the relationship between Alan Bennett and the singular Miss Shepherd, a woman of uncertain origins who ‘temporarily’ parked her van in Bennett’s London driveway and proceeded to live there for 15 years.
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00:20 You all right my love Looking especially lovely today...
00:14 Mr Bennett Yes
00:09 Good afternoon Does Jesus Christ dwell in this house
00:16 What with all this to do
00:18 Have you insured it
00:08 Shouldn't you say sorry
00:34 She tells me you don't encourage her to get out and...
00:15 That's what happens in plays In life going downhill is...
00:59 The smell is sweet
00:22 We all have names
00:29 The chair goes up on a lift
00:35 Where am I supposed to put three coats
01:04 Though much of it one could not make up
00:06 Well it's a cut above her previous vehicle
00:16 I mean why Why did you just let me die
00:57 Starting out as someone incidental to my life
00:15 Am I right in thinking
00:25 In future I would prefer if you didn't use my lavatory
00:30 The houses in the Crescent were built as villas for the...
00:28 No They were louts but if you choose to live like this...