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"The Ladykillers" quotes

The Ladykillers poster
Five oddball criminals planning a bank robbery rent rooms on a cul-de-sac from an octogenarian widow under the pretext that they are classical musicians.

Director: Alexander Mackendrick
Writer: William Rose, Jimmy O'Connor
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1955
MetaScore: 91/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $23,213
Released: 03 Feb 1956
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 wins & 4 nominations total

49 video clips

Professor MarcusMrs. Louisa WilberforceHarry (a.k.a. 'mr. Robinson')The SergeantJunk ManConstableThe Barrow Boy
May I ask you where you studied - The Ladykillers 01:59 May I ask you where you studied No I don't think I want it - The Ladykillers 00:29 No I don't think I want it Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen - The Ladykillers 00:17 Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen They'll be here shortly - The Ladykillers 00:39 They'll be here shortly We must do something - The Ladykillers 03:04 We must do something We must get her out of here - The Ladykillers 00:33 We must get her out of here What are you doing - The Ladykillers 01:40 What are you doing Where did you get that cello case - The Ladykillers 00:14 Where did you get that cello case Where is the Major - The Ladykillers 00:34 Where is the Major Before we start - The Ladykillers 01:36 Before we start But I'm afraid General Gordon has bitten Mr - The Ladykillers 01:08 But I'm afraid General Gordon has bitten Mr I am shocked by this revelation - The Ladykillers 00:18 I am shocked by this revelation You're most kind - The Ladykillers 01:07 You're most kind I must give you back your ten shillings - The Ladykillers 00:33 I must give you back your ten shillings I wonder if perhaps you'd like some tea - The Ladykillers 00:23 I wonder if perhaps you'd like some tea If I may say so - The Ladykillers 00:55 If I may say so It's all right - The Ladykillers 00:34 It's all right It's only General Gordon - The Ladykillers 00:23 It's only General Gordon You got a better idea - The Ladykillers 00:32 You got a better idea It won't take a minute - The Ladykillers 00:43 It won't take a minute Except for the Human Element - The Ladykillers 00:37 Except for the Human Element Excuse me major Courtney - The Ladykillers 00:07 Excuse me major Courtney I'm not chasing any parrot - The Ladykillers 00:05 I'm not chasing any parrot Oh dear Oh dear Poor Mr Robinson - The Ladykillers 00:35 Oh dear Oh dear Poor Mr Robinson Well where is he Where is the major Is he up there still - The Ladykillers 00:20 Well where is he Where is the major Is he up there still I said nobody was to do her - The Ladykillers 01:06 I said nobody was to do her I don't believe it - The Ladykillers 00:13 I don't believe it We must get her out of here A snatch - The Ladykillers 00:54 We must get her out of here A snatch She asked for it - The Ladykillers 00:14 She asked for it Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen - The Ladykillers 00:06 Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen Mrs Wilberforce wait - The Ladykillers 00:37 Mrs Wilberforce wait The Major has a train to catch - The Ladykillers 00:08 The Major has a train to catch It won't do any harm to tell you now Major Courtney has gone for the police - The Ladykillers 00:17 It won't do any harm to tell you now Major Courtney has... Are we supposed to make noises with these things - The Ladykillers 00:11 Are we supposed to make noises with these things May I ask you where you studied - The Ladykillers 00:57 May I ask you where you studied Major major major - The Ladykillers 00:56 Major major major And it's a brown horse - The Ladykillers 00:08 And it's a brown horse This is getting us nowhere We must do something - The Ladykillers 01:10 This is getting us nowhere We must do something This lout has been behaving you know her and you let her walk around loose - The Ladykillers 00:05 This lout has been behaving you know her and you let her... Ah professor I must give you back your ten shillings - The Ladykillers 00:12 Ah professor I must give you back your ten shillings Indeed I thought not - The Ladykillers 00:10 Indeed I thought not It's disgraceful Mrs Wilberforce Shameful Mr Robinson will answer for it - The Ladykillers 00:32 It's disgraceful Mrs Wilberforce Shameful Mr Robinson... Where's your sense of humor - The Ladykillers 00:05 Where's your sense of humor I make a proposition to you - The Ladykillers 00:47 I make a proposition to you What do you mean - The Ladykillers 00:28 What do you mean What is that moron playing at - The Ladykillers 00:53 What is that moron playing at I can't stand them - The Ladykillers 00:09 I can't stand them Hello Come here birdie - The Ladykillers 00:05 Hello Come here birdie What are you all doing Professor Where did you get that cello case - The Ladykillers 00:07 What are you all doing Professor Where did you get that...

Cast

Professor Marcus - Alec Guinness
Claude (a.k.a. 'Major Courtney') - Cecil Parker
Louis (a.k.a. 'Mr. Harvey') - Herbert Lom
Harry (a.k.a. 'Mr. Robinson') - Peter Sellers
One-Round (a.k.a. 'Mr. Lawson') - Danny Green
All Cast