Now, Major, before we start, let's press button A, shall we?... That's better... Major. Ma...

[Professor Marcus enters the phone booth right as the phone rings. On the other end, Claude is in another phone booth outside the train station, watching Mrs. Wilberforce collect their trunk] Professor Marcus: Now, Major, before we start, let's press button A, shall we?... That's better... Major. Ma - Major! I want you to keep calm, speak quietly, and concentrate. Have you got that? Splendid. Mrs. W. should be coming into view just about... [hums] Professor Marcus: ... now... Now she's driving away. [She does, but comes back] Professor Marcus: . Major, Major, Major [throws phone book] Professor Marcus: RELAX! Calm down! Claude: Back to the station! She's come back to the station! Louis: [Enters phone booth] What's wrong? Major! Professor Marcus: Louis! Louis! Louis: Major, tell me what's happening! Major! Professor Marcus: Louis! Louis, will you mind your own business, please! Harry: [Now Harry is in the phone booth too, and One-Round tries to squeeze in with them] Louis! Give us a listen, Louis! Come on, let me hear, will you? I want to hear! [to One-Round] Harry: Get out! Louis, I want to hear what he says! Louis: [to One-Round] You get out! Major, tell me what's happening! Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [Comes out of the train station with her umbrella] I'm always leaving it. Louis: [Professor Marcus is laughing] What's she doing? One-Round: What's going on here? Professor Marcus: It's all right, it's just that she went back to get her umbrella!

Now, major, before we start, let's press button "a," shall we? It's the police. That's better. Major, I want you to keep calm, speak quietly and concentrate. Have you got that? Splendid. Mrs. "w" should be coming into view just about... now. Now she's driving away. Major, major, major. Relax! Calm down! Back to the station. She's come back to the station. What's wrong? Major, major, what's happening? Louis, Louis, Louis.