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Professor G.H. Dorr: To penetrate the vault here this afternoon, while Mrs. Munson is at church, havin' blasted that little old rock to pieces durin' Mrs. Munson's choir practice. Garth, can you run us through the game plan for what remains of our tunnel?\nGarth Pancake: Of course. Why, it's child's play now. Easiest thing in the world. Only a couple of feet separate us from the vault. Just the usual spadework until we get to the masonry of the vault, and then we just drill through.\nProfessor G.H. Dorr: And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity?\nGarth Pancake: Oh, well, yeah, I should think so. Yeah, it's, uh, it's only one finger. Inhibits me in doing finer work of course. I'll always have to live with that. Maybe - I'm just thinkin' out loud here - maybe, since as you say there will be problems later, maybe - and I actually mentioned this to Mountain Girl, she agrees with me, so it's not just one person's opinion - maybe, uh... I should get a little extra compensation for the accident. Somewhat larger share. Why, if this was any other line of work, I'd be getting workman's comp. Wouldn't I? Might even have a pretty good lawsuit.\nGawain MacSam: Wait, so you gonna sue yourself for blowing your own goddamn finger off?\nGarth Pancake: Well, now that is simply asinine.\nProfessor G.H. Dorr: Yes, but you see, Garth, this is not what you just called "some other line of work."\nGarth Pancake: Yeah, no, no, no, but if it were...\nProfessor G.H. Dorr: This is a criminal enterprise, not to put too fine a point on it, entailing any manner of risk not involved in honest labor. Governmental regulations and civic safeguards cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits.\nLump Hudson: Yeah, but he lost his finger.\nGawain MacSam: We don't give a fuck! That fool could blow his goddamn dick off, it don't make no nevermind to us! We not payin' this jackass for goin' around blowin' off goddamn body parts! Get yo' fuckin' head out yo' ass, man!\nGarth Pancake: Look you, there is no call for...\nThe General: No extra share!\nGarth Pancake: OK. Majority rules. Like I say, it was just a trial balloon. Hand's not so bad really. I even get some phantom feeling.\nGawain MacSam: Yeah, you pull on your prick, you get some phantom feelin'.\nGarth Pancake: Fuck you.\nGawain MacSam: Fuck you.\nGarth Pancake: Fuck you!\nGawain MacSam: Fuck you, nubbie!\nProfessor G.H. Dorr: Well, now that that matter is settled, why don't we synchronize our watches before Gawain reports to work. In 20 seconds, it will be exactly 12:16. Fifteen...\nGarth Pancake: What, it'll be 12:15?\nProfessor G.H. Dorr: No, 15 seconds. Well, 11 seconds now. It'll be 12:16. Eight, seven...\nLump Hudson: Professor? Prof...?\nProfessor G.H. Dorr: ...six... five... Yes, Lump!\nLump Hudson: I don't have a watch
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You let the cat out
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Wha The General is even now exercisin' every effort in retrievin'
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your mischievous little Pickles Please go on
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Go on and enjoy the concert Driver Au revoir mesdames
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Dorr Despite our setback we find ourselves on schedule
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to penetrate the vault here this afternoon while Mrs Munson is at church
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havin' blasted that little old rock to pieces durin' Mrs Munson's choir practice
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Garth can you run us through the game plan for what remains of our tunnel
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Of course Why it's child's play now Easiest thing in the world
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Only a couple of feet separate us from the vault
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Just the usual spadework until we get to the masonry of the vault
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and then we just drill through
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And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity
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Oh well yeah I should think so Yeah it's uh it's only one finger
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Inhibits me in doing finer work of course I'll always have to live with that
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clears throat
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Maybe I'm just thinkin' out loud here
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maybe since as you say there will be problems later
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maybe and I actually mentioned this to Mountain Girl she agrees with me
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so it's not just one person's opinion maybe uh
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I should get a little extra compensation for the accident
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Somewhat larger share
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Why if this was any other line of work I'd be getting workman's comp
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Wouldn't I Might even have a pretty good lawsuit
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Wait so you gonna sue yourself for blowing your own goddamn finger off
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Well now that is simply asinine Yes but you see Garth
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this is not what you just called some other line of work
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Yeah no no no but if it were
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This is a criminal enterprise not to put too fine a point on it
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entailing any manner of risk not involved in honest labor
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Governmental regulations and civic safeguards
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cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits
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Yeah but he lost his finger We don't give a fuck
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That fool could blow his goddamn dick off it don't make no nevermind to us
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We not payin' this jackass for goin' around blowin' off goddamn body parts
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Get yo' fuckin' head out yo' ass man
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Look you there is no call for
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No extra share
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OK Majority rules
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Like I say it was just a trial balloon Hand's not so bad really
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I even get some phantom feeling
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Yeah you pull on your prick you get some phantom feelin'
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Fuck you Fuck you
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Fuck you Fuck you nubbie
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Well now that that matter is settled
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why don't we synchronize our watches before Gawain reports to work
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In 20 seconds it will be exactly 12 16
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Fifteen What it'll be 12 15
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No 15 seconds Well 11 seconds now it ll be 12 16
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Eight seven Professor Prof
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six Professor
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five Yes Lump
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I don't have a watch
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Movie Summary
An eccentric, if not charming Southern professor and his crew pose as a classical ensemble in order to rob a casino, all under the nose of his unsuspecting but sharp old landlady.
