To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Man you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss
Please log in to add to collections.
The Last Boy Scout

I spilled my warm cup of piss

Jimmy Dix:

Man, you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss. [throws ice at Joe] Joe Hallenbeck:
Why don't you just go ahead and hit me? Jimmy Dix:
Excuse me? Joe Hallenbeck:
Come on, chicken shit. Bust me in the chops. You don't think an old guy like me could hurt ya, do ya Jimmy? Jimmy Dix:
So now you know my name? Joe Hallenbeck:
James Alexander Dix. Quarterback for the L.A. Stallions, '89-'90. Banned from the league on gambling charges, allegations of drug abuse. Another tragic tale of wasted youth. Jimmy Dix:
[stands up from his chair]
Now you're starting to piss me off. Joe Hallenbeck:
It's about fuckin' time. I'm Joe Hallenbeck. Joe Hallenbeck:
[Joe reaches out his hand, Jimmy slaps it]
I'm a private detective. Jimmy Dix:
You're like a fuckin' lowlife to me. Joe Hallenbeck:
At least I didn't shit my talent away on coke. [Jimmy tries to punch Joe, who subsequently blocks his punch and pushes him on the ground] Joe Hallenbeck:
[noticing his spilled whiskey]
I spilled my warm cup of piss

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.377
Man you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss
00:00:08.048 --> 00:00:10.341
Why don't you just go ahead and hit me
00:00:10.509 --> 00:00:11.634
Excuse me
00:00:11.802 --> 00:00:14.804
Come on chickenshit Bust me in the chops
00:00:14.972 --> 00:00:18.099
You don't think an old guy like me could hurt you do you Jimmy
00:00:18.851 --> 00:00:20.226
Oh so you know who I am
00:00:20.394 --> 00:00:24.564
James Alexander Dix quarterback for the L A Stallions '89 '90
00:00:25.149 --> 00:00:27.984
Banned from the league on gambling charges
00:00:28.152 --> 00:00:30.057
Allegations of drug abuse
00:00:30.738 --> 00:00:33.489
Another tragic tale of wasted youth
00:00:33.657 --> 00:00:36.492
Now you're starting to piss me off It's about fucking time
00:00:36.827 --> 00:00:38.828
Joe Hallenbeck
00:00:40.915 --> 00:00:43.666
I'm a private detective You're a fucking lowlife to me
00:00:43.834 --> 00:00:46.628
At least I didn't shit my talent away on coke
00:01:00.768 --> 00:01:02.352
I spilled my warm cup of piss
Duration
63 seconds
Views
1,394
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:00
Uploaded
Dec 04, 2022
Genres
Production
Geffen Pictures,Silver Pictures,Warner Bros. Pictures

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A private detective's protected female witness is murdered, prompting him and the victim's boyfriend to investigate the crime that leads to a corrupt politician and a crooked football team owner.

Actors

Damon Wayans
Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis
Joe Hallenbeck