When you come home... I should've told them I was sick last week, they're gonna think this...
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[Cathy's at an audition]
Cathy Hiatt:
[singing]
When you come home...
[in her head, to the tune of the song]
Cathy Hiatt:
I should've told them I was sick last week, they're gonna think this is the way I sing. Why is this pianist playing so loud? Should I sing louder.
[singing louder]
Cathy Hiatt:
I'll sing louder.
[quieter]
Cathy Hiatt:
Maybe I should stop and start over. I'm gonna stop and start over. Why is the director staring at his crotch? Why is that man staring at my résumé? Don't stare at my résumé. I made up half of my résumé. Look at me, stop looking at that, look at me. No, not at my shoes. I hate these stupid shoes. Why did I pick these shoes? Why did I pick this song? Why did I pick this career? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy does this pianist hate me? If I don't get the callback, I can go to Crate and Barrel with Mom to buy a couch. Not that I want to spend the day with Mom, but Jamie needs his space to write, since I'm obviously such a horrible, annoying distraction to him. What's it gonna be like when we have kids?
[out loud]
Cathy Hiatt:
And once again...
[back in her head]
Cathy Hiatt:
Why am I working so hard? These are the people who cast Russell Crowe in a musical. Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
[out loud]
Cathy Hiatt:
When finally you come home to...
[the director stops her]
Cathy Hiatt:
[speaking]
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.065
No Jamie you do not have to go
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To another party with the same 20jerks you already know
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You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday
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And you could God forbid even see my show
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And I know in your soul it must drive you crazy
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That you won't get to play with your little girlfriends
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You're being crazy No I'm not no I'm not
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And the point is Jamie
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That you can't spend a single day that's not about
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You and you and nothing but you
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Mahvelous novelist you
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Isn't he wonderful Just 28
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The savior of writing
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 139
Timestamp in movie: 00h 16m 16s
Uploaded: 23 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, music, romance
Summary: In New York, a struggling actress and a successful writer sing about their failed marriage from two perspectives.
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Actors
00:56 If I didn't believe in you
00:29 No that one's Jerry Seinfeld
00:25 Is that one John Lennon
00:18 I could have a mansion on a hill
00:57 Jamie has new dreams he's building upon
00:15 Oh come on did you call your agent or anything
00:13 If you had a tattoo that wouldn't matter
00:36 No Jamie you do not have to go