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Al Hart:
The first comic I ever booked got paid 50 bucks. My take was 5 dollars. That was in 1963. And that 5 dollars is still sitting at the bottom of a big, fat, useless bank account with a million more fives that never bought me a scrap of joy without the ability to earn it. You see, I'm one of those guys who didn't work to live, I lived to work. I lived to work. But now, now I don't work. Which means I have to figure out how to live. So I don't have a fucking life right now, Max. But I need one and you're gonna give it to me. So I'll ask one more time: How much do you need to let us have your slot?
The first comic I ever booked got paid 50 bucks. My take was 5 dollars. That was in 1963. And that 5 dollars is still sitting at the bottom of a big, fat, useless bank account with a million more fives that never bought me a scrap of joy without the ability to earn it. You see, I'm one of those guys who didn't work to live, I lived to work. I lived to work. But now, now I don't work. Which means I have to figure out how to live. So I don't have a fucking life right now, Max. But I need one and you're gonna give it to me. So I'll ask one more time: How much do you need to let us have your slot?
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The first comic I ever booked got paid 50 bucks
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My take was 5
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That was in 1963
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And that 5 is still sitting at the bottom of a big fat useless bank account
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with a million more fives that never bought me a scrap of joy
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without the ability to earn it
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You see I'm one of those guys who didn't work to live
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I live to work
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I live to work
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sighs But now
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Now I don't work
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Which means I have to figure out how to live
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So I don't have a fucking life right now Max
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But I need one
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And you're gonna give it to me
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So I'll ask one more time
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How much do you need to let us have your slot
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Movie Summary
When retired talent manager Al Hart is reunited with his first client, Buddy Green, a comic who quit show business 50 years ago, he convinces Buddy to escape their retirement community and hit the road for a cross-country comedy t...
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Al Hart
