I need you to teach me how to be a liar. You don't need to whisper. We're at a law firm....
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Kevin: [whispering] I need you to teach me how to be a liar.
Ruxin: You don't need to whisper. We're at a law firm. Lying is encouraged here. Look, I'm not your guy for this. You need a low-level maintenance liar like Pete. "No, I've never been married before." "Yeah, I definitely own my own home." "No, this isn't a cold sore." I'm the guy who you come to when you're ready to perjure yourself to protect an Australian mining consortium.
Kevin: Ruxin, you are the best worst person I know
Ruxin: You don't need to whisper. We're at a law firm. Lying is encouraged here. Look, I'm not your guy for this. You need a low-level maintenance liar like Pete. "No, I've never been married before." "Yeah, I definitely own my own home." "No, this isn't a cold sore." I'm the guy who you come to when you're ready to perjure yourself to protect an Australian mining consortium.
Kevin: Ruxin, you are the best worst person I know
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So I need you to teach me how to be a liar
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You don't need to whisper
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We're at a law firm
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Lying is encouraged here
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Look I am not your guy for this
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You need a low level maintenance liar like Pete
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No I have never been married before
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Yeah I definitely own my own home
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No This isn't a cold sore
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I'm the guy who you come to when you're ready to perjure yourself to protect an
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Australian mining consortium
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Ruxin you are the best worst person I know
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Movie Summary
An ensemble comedy that follows a group of old friends in a fantasy football league who care deeply about one another -- so deeply that they use every opportunity to make each other's lives miserable.