Come out, come out, reluctant stool. Play not your maker for a fool. Oh, naughty guts, let...
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Geoff Tipps:
What're ya doing? King! King! There's an old feller in the toilet! Tom Tit:
'Tis only I sir; Tom Tit. Geoff Tipps:
Who? Tom Tit:
Tom Tit, the night soil man. Guardian of the royal stool. It's my function to take away your leavings. Geoff Tipps:
I can't go with you lookin' up me bum. Tom Tit:
If I might be so bold sir, there are ways of easing the passage. [singing in falsetto and playing a piano] Tom Tit:
Come out, come out, reluctant stool. Play not your maker for a fool. Oh, naughty guts, let go your prize. Let's cut this bum egg down to size
What're ya doing? King! King! There's an old feller in the toilet! Tom Tit:
'Tis only I sir; Tom Tit. Geoff Tipps:
Who? Tom Tit:
Tom Tit, the night soil man. Guardian of the royal stool. It's my function to take away your leavings. Geoff Tipps:
I can't go with you lookin' up me bum. Tom Tit:
If I might be so bold sir, there are ways of easing the passage. [singing in falsetto and playing a piano] Tom Tit:
Come out, come out, reluctant stool. Play not your maker for a fool. Oh, naughty guts, let go your prize. Let's cut this bum egg down to size
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What you doing
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King King there's an old fella in the toilet
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'Tis only I sir Tom Tit
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Who
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Tom Tit The night soil man guardian of the royal stool
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It's my function to take away your leavings
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I can't go with you looking up me bum
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If I might make so bold sir there are methods of easing the passage
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Come out come out Reluctant stool
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Play not your maker for a fool
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Oh naughty guts let go your prize
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Let's cut this bum egg
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Down to size
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Movie Summary
The notorious fictional town of Royston Vasey is under threat and its inhabitants are forced to leave.
Actors
Tom Tit
