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The Leech

My family is about as usefulas a shit-covered Popsicle on a hot summer's day

My family is about as useful
as a shit-covered Popsicle on a hot summer's day

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My family is about as useful as a shit-covered Popsicle
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on a hot summer's day.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:41
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Doomcroak Pictures

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Movie Summary

A devout priest welcomes a struggling couple into his house at Christmas time. What begins as a simple act of kindness quickly becomes the ultimate test of faith once the sanctity of his home is jeopardized.
He's a loser, a bum, and I don't plan on telling him - The Leech 00:08
He's a loser, a bum, and I don't plan on telling h...
Well, surely, he'll find out. - The Leech 00:05
Well, surely, he'll find out.
It should be cherished and nourished, not abandoned, - The Leech 00:12
It should be cherished and nourished, not abandoned,
He's a lost cause. This is all a lost cause. - The Leech 00:06
He's a lost cause. This is all a lost cause.
Human life is never a lost cause. - The Leech 00:05
Human life is never a lost cause.
Please, talk to the father, try and work things out, - The Leech 00:11
Please, talk to the father, try and work things out,
Perhaps, one day, we'll meet again. - The Leech 00:05
Perhaps, one day, we'll meet again.
''To Jesus, hospitality meant acceptance.'' - The Leech 00:15
''To Jesus, hospitality meant...
Christ's example should be one of acceptance. - The Leech 00:05
Christ's example should be one of acceptance.
The term poor, however, is not a phrase - The Leech 00:07
The term poor, however, is not a phrase
We must not forget the poor in spirit, - The Leech 00:13
We must not forget the poor in spirit,
We must fight for their right to life, - The Leech 00:09
We must fight for their right to life,
The poor are crying out for help, my friends. - The Leech 00:05
The poor are crying out for help, my friends.
Hi, it's so nice of you to let me stay here. - The Leech 00:05
Hi, it's so nice of you to let me stay here.
See? You know, her heat got cut off. - The Leech 00:05
See? You know, her heat got cut off.
So, uh, let's not keep David any longer than we got to. - The Leech 00:05
So, uh, let's not keep David any longer than we got to.
I'm sure he's got plenty of church in' writing stuff to do. - The Leech 00:05
I'm sure he's got plenty of church in' writin...
Yeah, well, she's an awful lot of woman. - The Leech 00:06
Yeah, well, she's an awful lot of woman.
''Do not board up your homes - The Leech 00:07
''Do not board up your homes
They are His long lost children, - The Leech 00:08
They are His long lost children,