I didn't break my nose until I was five
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Charlene:
What makes you think you could be the Librarian? Flynn Carsen:
Well, I've read a lot of books. [laughs] Charlene:
Don't try to be funny. I don't do funny. Flynn Carsen:
I'm sorry. Charlene:
[after a pause]
What makes you think you could be the Librarian? Flynn Carsen:
I know the Dewey Decimal System, Library of Congress, research paper orthodoxy, web searching. I can set up an RSS feed... Charlene:
Everybody knows that. They're librarians. What makes you think you are the Librarian? Flynn Carsen:
[confused]
I know other stuff? Charlene:
Mr... Flynn Carsen, stop wasting my time. Tell me something you know that nobody else who has walked in here could tell me. Flynn Carsen:
[examining her]
You have mononucleosis. Your marriage broke up two months ago. You broke your nose when you were four, and you live with three cats. Is that what you had in mind? Swollen parajugular lymph nodes and distended eyelids are clearly mono. It takes three months for an indentation on the ring finger to completely disappear. Yours is two-thirds gone. Your plastic surgeon gave you a terminus paralateral scar, which is given to children under the age of six, and I can clearly see three distinct types of cat hair. A white Himalayan, a tortoiseshell, and an orange striped tabby. Charlene:
[slightly embarassed]
I didn't break my nose until I was five
What makes you think you could be the Librarian? Flynn Carsen:
Well, I've read a lot of books. [laughs] Charlene:
Don't try to be funny. I don't do funny. Flynn Carsen:
I'm sorry. Charlene:
[after a pause]
What makes you think you could be the Librarian? Flynn Carsen:
I know the Dewey Decimal System, Library of Congress, research paper orthodoxy, web searching. I can set up an RSS feed... Charlene:
Everybody knows that. They're librarians. What makes you think you are the Librarian? Flynn Carsen:
[confused]
I know other stuff? Charlene:
Mr... Flynn Carsen, stop wasting my time. Tell me something you know that nobody else who has walked in here could tell me. Flynn Carsen:
[examining her]
You have mononucleosis. Your marriage broke up two months ago. You broke your nose when you were four, and you live with three cats. Is that what you had in mind? Swollen parajugular lymph nodes and distended eyelids are clearly mono. It takes three months for an indentation on the ring finger to completely disappear. Yours is two-thirds gone. Your plastic surgeon gave you a terminus paralateral scar, which is given to children under the age of six, and I can clearly see three distinct types of cat hair. A white Himalayan, a tortoiseshell, and an orange striped tabby. Charlene:
[slightly embarassed]
I didn't break my nose until I was five
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Is that what you had in mind
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Swollen parajugular lymph nodes and distended eyelids are clearly mono
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It takes three months for an indentation on the ring finger to completely disappear
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Yours is approximately two thirds gone
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Your surgeon gave you a terminus paralateral scar
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which is given to children under the age of 6
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And I can clearly see three distinct types of cat hair
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A white Himalayan a tortoiseshell and an orange striped tabby
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I didn't break my nose till I was 5
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Movie Summary
A bookworm becomes the librarian. Same night a magical spear gets stolen and he's off to get some real life experience around the globe on his quest for the spear - starting with being thrown off a plane over Amazonas by his cute ...
Actors
Charlene
Flynn Carsen
