"The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" quotes

00:10 Oseary this is uh probably my son Ned We just met 00:11 Are those assholes talking about me 00:05 You wanna kill this 00:04 This is gonna hurt 00:07 What about my dynamite 00:15 You're supposed to be my son 00:07 What are you doing 00:10 Are you two fighting 00:14 I'll order you a red cap and a Speedo Cut 00:06 Go downstairs and throw a tarp over anything that says ... 00:11 I know I haven't been my best this past decade 00:11 Not this one Klaus Hmm 00:36 Would you like to join my crew 00:06 Sorry about that 00:07 We're a dying breed 00:14 I let you call me Stevesy 00:10 Is that one of mine 00:14 Next time you get a hot idea in front of the reporter 00:05 It's a documentary 00:14 I don't have a problem with objective reporting 00:14 Go downstairs and get me cable snippers 00:09 Do you have a vault They want to know if there's a vault... 00:11 God protect that poor little stooge 00:07 I like her hairdo 00:11 How could you lay that slick faggot 00:12 I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out... 00:07 This gizmo's out of juice 00:06 They made soup out of my research turtles 00:46 I spoke with Larry Amin 00:23 We complete the adventure 00:09 I said get your ass the hell off of my boat 00:06 I dropped my camera 00:11 Holy shit Son of a bitch Cut 00:06 Does this seem fake 00:12 Get me a Campari 00:27 Look who's back in town 00:06 That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle 00:10 I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place 00:15 You must be so excited 00:18 We were like glory's gate 00:07 I need to find a baby for this father 00:12 You don't know me 00:05 I wonder if it remembers me 00:09 How are you feeling 00:10 They had a bartender here 00:15 Who locked us out 00:12 This bull dyke's got something against us 00:18 That was my favorite age 00:07 That's it I'm retired 00:51 You really think you're a Zissou 00:07 You know I'm not good at apologizing 00:13 If we don't handle this right 00:18 I think it's criminal that Steve allowed this to happen 00:18 One of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main... 00:18 If you're not against me 00:05 I'm so pissed I want to spit 01:05 What did you think 00:32 What do you want 00:18 What's your dog's name 00:17 Can you hear the Jack Whales singing 00:11 You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a... 00:05 Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou 00:11 Are we Are we safe in here 00:08 Captain Zissou I'm sorry to bother you 00:19 I don't want to give away the ending 00:13 We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo 00:15 Where'd you come from 00:10 You know I'm not big on apologizing 00:16 I'm going to have to start locking my effing door 00:29 I'm gonna fight you 00:49 The wire transfer came straight through from Kentucky 00:09 Those fucking amateurs 00:23 Your cat's dead 00:10 She's a rich bitch 00:33 We're smack in the middle of a lightning strike rescue op... 00:29 Do you know that you just charted us on a course through... 00:07 I don't know how yet 00:07 Are you rescuing me 00:10 Do all the interns get Glocks 00:13 I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life