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"The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" quotes

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With a plan to exact revenge on a mythical shark that killed his partner, Oceanographer Steve Zissou (Bill Murray) rallies a crew that includes his estranged wife, a journalist, and a man who may or may not be his son.

Director: Wes Anderson
Writer: Wes Anderson, Noah Baumbach
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $24,020,403
Released: 25 Dec 2004
Awards: 3 wins & 10 nominations

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Steve ZissouAlistair HennesseyBill UbellEleanor ZissouFestival DirectorJane Winslett-richardsonKlaus DaimlerNed PlimptonAnne-marie SakowitzOseary DrakouliasVladimir WolodarskyAntonia CookIntern #1Pelé Dos Santos
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Where's Esteban - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 01:31 Where's Esteban That's an endangered species at most - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:27 That's an endangered species at most Check for swamp leeches - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:31 Check for swamp leeches And throw them in the water - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:24 And throw them in the water Because I hate fathers - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:23 Because I hate fathers Thanks a lot for not picking me - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:22 Thanks a lot for not picking me It's because they're jealous - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:42 It's because they're jealous So what happened - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 03:38 So what happened What do you mean - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:34 What do you mean I hope you're not gonna bust our chops on this on - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:31 I hope you're not gonna bust our chops on this on As a matter of fact it is - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:56 As a matter of fact it is Out here with me - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:19 Out here with me I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:34 I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal... My boat's broken - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:40 My boat's broken Don't point that gun at him - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:09 Don't point that gun at him Is this my espresso machine - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:14 Is this my espresso machine I'm sick of these dolphins - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:09 I'm sick of these dolphins Do you still want to blow him up - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:33 Do you still want to blow him up This is an adventure - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:12 This is an adventure Are those hijackers - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:12 Are those hijackers But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:17 But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we... We've never made great husbands - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:14 We've never made great husbands Please don't make fun of me - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:13 Please don't make fun of me Now if you'll excuse me - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:12 Now if you'll excuse me I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:13 I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my... Do all the interns get Glocks - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:10 Do all the interns get Glocks Are you rescuing me - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:07 Are you rescuing me I don't know how yet - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:07 I don't know how yet Do you know that you just charted us on a course through unprotected waters - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:29 Do you know that you just charted us on a course through... We're smack in the middle of a lightning strike rescue op Klaus - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:33 We're smack in the middle of a lightning strike rescue... She's a rich bitch - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:10 She's a rich bitch Your cat's dead - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:23 Your cat's dead Those fucking amateurs - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:09 Those fucking amateurs The wire transfer came straight through from Kentucky - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:49 The wire transfer came straight through from Kentucky I'm gonna fight you - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:29 I'm gonna fight you I'm going to have to start locking my effing door - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:16 I'm going to have to start locking my effing door You know I'm not big on apologizing - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:10 You know I'm not big on apologizing Where'd you come from - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:15 Where'd you come from We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:13 We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo I don't want to give away the ending - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:19 I don't want to give away the ending Captain Zissou I'm sorry to bother you - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:08 Captain Zissou I'm sorry to bother you Are we Are we safe in here - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:11 Are we Are we safe in here Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:05 Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:11 You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce... Can you hear the Jack Whales singing - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:17 Can you hear the Jack Whales singing What's your dog's name - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:18 What's your dog's name What do you want - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:32 What do you want What did you think - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 01:05 What did you think I'm so pissed I want to spit - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:05 I'm so pissed I want to spit If you're not against me - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:18 If you're not against me One of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:18 One of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main... I think it's criminal that Steve allowed this to happen - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:18 I think it's criminal that Steve allowed this to happen If we don't handle this right - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:13 If we don't handle this right You know I'm not good at apologizing - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:07 You know I'm not good at apologizing You really think you're a Zissou - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:51 You really think you're a Zissou That's it I'm retired - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:07 That's it I'm retired That was my favorite age - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:18 That was my favorite age This bull dyke's got something against us - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:12 This bull dyke's got something against us Who locked us out - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:15 Who locked us out They had a bartender here - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:10 They had a bartender here How are you feeling - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:09 How are you feeling I wonder if it remembers me - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:05 I wonder if it remembers me You don't know me - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:12 You don't know me I need to find a baby for this father - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:07 I need to find a baby for this father We were like glory's gate - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:18 We were like glory's gate You must be so excited - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:15 You must be so excited I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:10 I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:06 That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle Look who's back in town - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:27 Look who's back in town Get me a Campari - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:12 Get me a Campari Does this seem fake - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:06 Does this seem fake Holy shit Son of a bitch Cut - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:11 Holy shit Son of a bitch Cut I dropped my camera - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:06 I dropped my camera I said get your ass the hell off of my boat - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:09 I said get your ass the hell off of my boat We complete the adventure - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:23 We complete the adventure I spoke with Larry Amin - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:46 I spoke with Larry Amin They made soup out of my research turtles - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:06 They made soup out of my research turtles This gizmo's out of juice - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:07 This gizmo's out of juice I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:12 I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck... How could you lay that slick faggot - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:11 How could you lay that slick faggot I like her hairdo - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:07 I like her hairdo God protect that poor little stooge - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:11 God protect that poor little stooge Do you have a vault They want to know if there's a vault There's no vault - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:09 Do you have a vault They want to know if there's a... Go downstairs and get me cable snippers - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:14 Go downstairs and get me cable snippers I don't have a problem with objective reporting - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:14 I don't have a problem with objective reporting It's a documentary - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:05 It's a documentary Next time you get a hot idea in front of the reporter - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:14 Next time you get a hot idea in front of the reporter Is that one of mine - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:10 Is that one of mine I let you call me Stevesy - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 00:14 I let you call me Stevesy
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Cast

Steve Zissou - Bill Murray
Ned Plimpton - Owen Wilson
Jane Winslett-Richardson - Cate Blanchett
Eleanor Zissou - Anjelica Huston
Klaus Daimler - Willem Dafoe
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