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Are you two fighting?

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Are you two fighting? I'll deal with you later. Look, Steve.I know we both like her... and...

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou • 2004

Are you two fighting? I'll deal with you later. Look, Steve.I know we both like her... and you're angry and embarrassed,but leave her out of it. You think that's whatthis is about? Shit, Ned.What has that bull dyke been telling you? All right. I'm gonna warn you now.Be a gentleman. What are you doin' here?I thought all you interns ran out on me. I want to help youfind that shark. Goddamn it.Thank ya, intern. - You're gettin' an- His name's Nico. - Who?- Hello, Vikram. Give me that camera.I'm gonna smash it over your head. Cut! I misread you, man. I'm gonna have torethink some shit. You don't know me.You never wanted to know me. I'm just a characterin your film. It's a documentary.It's all really happening. Well, damn you for that. Go to bed,you sons of bitches

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Are you two fighting

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I'll deal with you later

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Look Steve I know we both like her

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and you're angry and embarrassed but leave her out of it

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You think that's what this is about

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Shit Ned What has that bull dyke been telling you

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All right I'm gonna warn you now Be a gentleman

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What are you doin' here I thought all you interns ran out on me

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I want to help you find that shark

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Goddamn it Thank ya intern

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You're gettin' an His name's Nico

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Who Hello Vikram

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Give me that camera I'm gonna smash it over your head

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Cut

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I misread you man

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I'm gonna have to rethink some shit

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You don't know me You never wanted to know me

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I'm just a character in your film

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It's a documentary It's all really happening

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Well damn you for that

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Go to bed you sons of bitches

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هل تتشاجرون

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سأتفق معك لاحقا

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انظر يا ستيف

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أعلم بأن كلانا معجب بها

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أنت غاضب ومحرج

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دعها خارج الموضوع

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وهل تعتقد أن الأمر هكذا

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وماذا كان لكنني أخبرتك

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حسنا سأحذرك الآن

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تصرف بأدب

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ماذا تفعل هنا

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ظننت بأن طلابك الداخليين قد هربوا

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أردت مساعدتك بإيجاد ذلك القرش

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رجل طيب شكرا لك

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ستحصل على علامة أ

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اسمه نيكو

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مرحبا

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أعطني تلك الكاميرا

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سأسحقها أو هل تستطيع

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أوقف التصوير

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أخطأت فهمك يا رجل

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سأعيد التفكير ببعض الأشياء

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أنت لا تعرف عني شيئا

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ولم ترد أن تعرف شيئا

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أنا مجرد شخصية في فيلمك

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إنها شخصية مكتوبة

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لكنها حقيقية

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تبا لك لذلك

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اذهب لسريرك أيها الوغد

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Vous vous disputez

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Je m'occuperai de toi après

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Je sais qu'on l'aime bien tous les deux

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Tu es en colère et tu es gêné

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mais ne la mêle pas à ça

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Tu crois qu'il s'agit de ça

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Elle t'a raconté quoi la camionneuse

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Je te préviens reste correct

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Tous mes stagiaires se sont pas barrés

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Je veux vous aider

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C'est génial Merci stagiaire

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Tu auras un A

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Il s'appelle Nico Qui

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Salut Vikram

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Donne moi ça je vais te l'écraser sur la tête

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Coupez

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Je t'ai surestimé

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Va falloir revoir des trucs

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Tu me connais pas

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Tu t'en fous Je ne suis qu'un personnage de ton film

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C'est un documentaire Tout arrive en vrai

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Je t'en veux pour ça

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Allez dormir fils de putes

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У вас что ссора С тобой я потом разберусь

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Стив я знаю что она нравится нам обоим

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ты зол и растерян но не вмешивай ее в это

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Ты думаешь дело в этом Черт что там наболтала эта лесбиянка

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Так я предупреждаю тебя будь джентльменом

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Что ты здесь делаешь Я думал практиканты сбежали

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Я хочу помочь найти эту акулу Проклятье Спасибо практикант

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Ставлю тебе пять Его зовут Нико

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Кого Привет Викрам

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Дай сюда камеру Я разобью ее о твою башку

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Снято

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Я неправильно тебя понял Придется мне пересмотреть

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Ты не знаешь меня И никогда не хотел узнать

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Я лишь персонаж в твоем фильме

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Он документальный тут все по настоящему

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Будь ты проклят за это

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Марш в постель сукины дети

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Se están peleando Después me encargaré de ti

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Oye Steve Sé que nos gusta a los dos

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y que estás enojado y avergonzado pero no la metas en esto

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Crees que se trata de eso Con qué te estuvo llenando la cabeza esa lesbiana

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Muy bien Te lo advierto No empieces con las faltas de respeto

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Qué haces aquí Pensé que se habían ido todos

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Quiero ayudarlo a hallar al tiburón Dios santo Gracias chico

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Te pondré la mejor nota Se llama Niko

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Quién Hola Vikram

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Dame esa cámara Te la partiré en la cabeza

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Corten

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Pensé que eras distinto Tendré que replantearme algunas cosas

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Ni me conoces Nunca quisiste conocerme

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No soy más que un personaje de tu película

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Es un documental Son hechos reales

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Qué lástima

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Vayan a acostarse idiotas

Available in 5 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

364

Timestamp in Movie

01:18:49

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

American Empirical Pictures,Touchstone Pictures,Scott Rudin Productions

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Movie Summary

With a plan to exact revenge on a mythical shark that killed his partner, Oceanographer Steve Zissou (Bill Murray) rallies a crew that includes his estranged wife, a journalist, and a man who may or may not be his son.