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This guy's a big-time asshole

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

This guy'sa big-time asshole. We were roommatesat the academy. He used to bemarried to...

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou • 2004

This guy'sa big-time asshole. We were roommatesat the academy. He used to bemarried to Eleanor. He hogs upall the grant money. You think you'll want to change your name? - Ned?- No, not the Ned part. Unless you want to. I meant your last name.I thought you might like to let me give you mine. - Ned Zissou.- Ned Zissou. Exactly. Or, if you want to,you can change the first part too. I would have named you Kingsley,if I'd had a say in it. KingsleY- I don't know.Maybe I'll stick with Ned for now. Sure.That's okay. Anyway, I'll order yousome correspondence stock. What are you doing? I ordered the wine.Pour it over here, please. He doesn't knowanything about wine

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This guy's a big time asshole

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We were roommates at the academy

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He used to be married to Eleanor

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He hogs up all the grant money

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You think you'll want to change your name

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Ned No not the Ned part

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Unless you want to

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I meant your last name I thought you might like to let me give you mine

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Ned Zissou Ned Zissou Exactly

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Or if you want to you can change the first part too

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I would have named you Kingsley if I'd had a say in it

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KingsleY

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I don't know Maybe I'll stick with Ned for now

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Sure That's okay

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Anyway I'll order you some correspondence stock

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What are you doing I ordered the wine Pour it over here please

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He doesn't know anything about wine

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Men Speaking Italian

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هذا الرجل هو وغد حقيقي

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لقد كنا زملاء غرفة في الأكاديمية

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وقد تزوج باليانور

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على ما يبدو فهو يملك الكثير من النقود

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هل تفكر بتغيير اسمك

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نيد

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كلا سأبقيه نيد إلا إذا أردت أنت ذلك

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لقد عنيت اسم عائلتك ظننت أنك تريد مني وهبك اسم عائلتي

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نيد زيسو نيد زيسو تماما

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وإذا أردت يمكنك تغيير الاسم الأول أيضا

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لوددت تسميتك كينغسلي لو كان لي الأمر بذلك

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كينغلي لا أدري

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أظنني أحب نيد منذ الآن

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طبعا على كل حال سآمر لك ببعض المعاونين

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ماذا تفعل لقد طلبت النبيذ

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اسكبه هنا رجاء إنه لا يعلم شيئا عن النبيذ

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Ce type est un vrai connard

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On a été coloc en fac Il a été marié à Eleanor

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Il rafle toutes les subventions

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Tu vas garder le même nom

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Ned

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Pas ton prénom ton nom de famille

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Tu aurais peut être envie que je te donne le mien

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Ned Zissou Ned Zissou c'est ça

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Si tu veux tu peux changer de prénom

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Je t'aurais appelé Kingsley si j'avais pu

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Je vais peut être garder Ned pour l'instant

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Oui ça fait rien

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Je te ferai faire du papier à lettres à en tête

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Non c'est moi qui vais goûter le vin il n'y connaît rien

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Этот малый форменный засранец Мы были соседями в академии

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Он был женат на Элеонор

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Он гребет под себя все гранты

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Вы думаете поменять имя

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Нед

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Нет не имя Нед хотя как пожелаете

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Я имею ввиду фамилию Я подумал может позволите дать вам свою

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Нед Зиссу Нед Зиссу Именно

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Если хотите можете сменить и первую часть

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Если бы меня спросили я бы назвал вас Кингсли

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Кингсли

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Не знаю Может я все таки останусь Недом

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Конечно Ладно

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В любом случае я закажу вам письменный набор

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Что вы делаете Я заказал вино

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Налейте сюда пожалуйста Он ничего не понимает в вине

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Este tipo es un idiota con todas las letras Estudiamos juntos

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Y estuvo casado con Eleanor

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Se acapara todos los subsidios

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Te gustaría cambiarte el nombre

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Ned

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El de pila no a menos que tú quieras

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Me refería al apellido No sé Quizá quieras usar el mío

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Ned Zissou Ned Zissou Exacto

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Si quieres cámbiate el de pila también

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Yo te habría puesto Kingsley si me hubieran consultado

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Kingsley

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No sé Por ahora mejor me quedo con Ned

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Como quieras

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Igual te mandaré a hacer sobres y hojas con membrete

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Qué hace Yo pedí el vino

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Sírvame a mí por favor Él no sabe nada de vinos

Available in 5 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

220

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:59

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

American Empirical Pictures,Touchstone Pictures,Scott Rudin Productions

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Movie Summary

With a plan to exact revenge on a mythical shark that killed his partner, Oceanographer Steve Zissou (Bill Murray) rallies a crew that includes his estranged wife, a journalist, and a man who may or may not be his son.