"The Lion in Winter" quotes

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1183 A.D.: King Henry II's three sons all want to inherit the throne, but he won't commit to a choice. When he allows his imprisoned wife Eleanor of Aquitaine out for a Christmas visit, they... Read all

Director: Anthony Harvey
Writer: James Goldman
Production: N/A
Year: 1968
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $18,177
Released: 30 Oct 1968
Awards: Won 3 Oscars. 15 wins & 18 nominations total

77 Clips

Whatever are you giving me - The Lion in Winter 01:02
Whatever are you giving me
Help me count the bastards - The Lion in Winter 00:30
Help me count the bastards
I want the Aquitaine for John - The Lion in Winter 00:19
I want the Aquitaine for John
Nothing in life has any business being perfect - The Lion in Winter 00:19
Nothing in life has any business being perfect
This was treason - The Lion in Winter 01:24
This was treason
I don't care what you offer Philip - The Lion in Winter 00:53
I don't care what you offer Philip
I can't be your mistress if I'm married to your son - The Lion in Winter 00:25
I can't be your mistress if I'm married to your son
I don't think of you at all - The Lion in Winter 00:20
I don't think of you at all
You haven't said you loved me - The Lion in Winter 00:16
You haven't said you loved me
You're not an assassin - The Lion in Winter 00:16
You're not an assassin
That's the way deals are made - The Lion in Winter 00:34
That's the way deals are made
Where's a priest - The Lion in Winter 00:18
Where's a priest
The royal corkscrew finds me twisted - The Lion in Winter 00:19
The royal corkscrew finds me twisted
There's a masterpiece - The Lion in Winter 01:40
There's a masterpiece
When the king is off his ass - The Lion in Winter 00:07
When the king is off his ass
We're off to Rome to see the Pope - The Lion in Winter 00:25
We're off to Rome to see the Pope
I am locked up with my sons - The Lion in Winter 00:21
I am locked up with my sons
And I will be king - The Lion in Winter 00:22
And I will be king
I am a constant soldier - The Lion in Winter 00:21
I am a constant soldier
I thought I'd come and gloat a little - The Lion in Winter 00:36
I thought I'd come and gloat a little
You're so deceitful you can't ask for water when you're thirsty - The Lion in Winter 00:34
You're so deceitful you can't ask for water when you're...
I want to reach a settlement - The Lion in Winter 00:27
I want to reach a settlement
War agrees with you - The Lion in Winter 00:40
War agrees with you
I'm the oldest man I know - The Lion in Winter 00:23
I'm the oldest man I know
A king like you has policy prepared on everything - The Lion in Winter 02:11
A king like you has policy prepared on everything
What's happened - The Lion in Winter 00:35
What's happened
You'll make a lovely bride - The Lion in Winter 00:20
You'll make a lovely bride
It's on all the coins - The Lion in Winter 00:16
It's on all the coins
I want no women in my life - The Lion in Winter 00:32
I want no women in my life
More brandywine - The Lion in Winter 00:26
More brandywine
The sky is pocked with stars - The Lion in Winter 00:30
The sky is pocked with stars
And I can't ever have you back - The Lion in Winter 00:23
And I can't ever have you back
What If  is a game for scholars - The Lion in Winter 00:17
What If is a game for scholars
The Vexin's mine - The Lion in Winter 00:28
The Vexin's mine
What we do in dungeons needs the shades of day - The Lion in Winter 00:40
What we do in dungeons needs the shades of day
You don't dare go - The Lion in Winter 00:39
You don't dare go
What a lovely girl - The Lion in Winter 00:10
What a lovely girl
I have an offer for you - The Lion in Winter 01:06
I have an offer for you
We're jungle creatures - The Lion in Winter 00:21
We're jungle creatures
And that's to be the king - The Lion in Winter 01:44
And that's to be the king
When it is written - The Lion in Winter 02:14
When it is written
We mangled every thing we touch - The Lion in Winter 00:14
We mangled every thing we touch
And all her teeth were even - The Lion in Winter 00:37
And all her teeth were even
Mother's fighting - The Lion in Winter 00:14
Mother's fighting
Do you ever wonder - The Lion in Winter 00:20
Do you ever wonder
I've snapped and plotted all my life - The Lion in Winter 00:27
I've snapped and plotted all my life
But nowhere in God's western world have I found anyone to love but you - The Lion in Winter 00:39
But nowhere in God's western world have I found anyone to...
And you're smiling - The Lion in Winter 01:00
And you're smiling
How dear of you to let me out of jail - The Lion in Winter 00:26
How dear of you to let me out of jail
Henry's bed is Henry's province - The Lion in Winter 00:52
Henry's bed is Henry's province
You love nothing - The Lion in Winter 00:34
You love nothing
I found out the way your mind works and the kind of man you are - The Lion in Winter 01:09
I found out the way your mind works and the kind of man you...
Did you ever love me - The Lion in Winter 00:13
Did you ever love me
The day those stout hearts band together is the day that pigs get wings - The Lion in Winter 00:34
The day those stout hearts band together is the day that...
Will bear me sons - The Lion in Winter 00:28
Will bear me sons
But I do love being king - The Lion in Winter 00:14
But I do love being king
How was your crossing - The Lion in Winter 00:33
How was your crossing
He had a mind like Aristotle and a form like mortal sin - The Lion in Winter 00:23
He had a mind like Aristotle and a form like mortal sin
I'm not mouldering - The Lion in Winter 01:02
I'm not mouldering
I have a confession - The Lion in Winter 00:23
I have a confession
If you're a prince - The Lion in Winter 00:22
If you're a prince
There's no sense asking if the air is good if there's nothing else to breathe - The Lion in Winter 00:18
There's no sense asking if the air is good if there's...
What shall we hang - The Lion in Winter 00:15
What shall we hang
I'd hang you from the nipples - The Lion in Winter 00:19
I'd hang you from the nipples
What would you have me do - The Lion in Winter 00:20
What would you have me do
I hope we never die - The Lion in Winter 00:12
I hope we never die
What family doesn't have its ups and downs - The Lion in Winter 00:17
What family doesn't have its ups and downs
You know I know - The Lion in Winter 00:34
You know I know
Because you put your ass on purple cushions - The Lion in Winter 00:24
Because you put your ass on purple cushions
And when you die - The Lion in Winter 02:17
And when you die
I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade - The Lion in Winter 00:57
I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade
Don't everybody sob at once - The Lion in Winter 00:41
Don't everybody sob at once
That is the most terrible - The Lion in Winter 00:32
That is the most terrible
Still like a democratic drawbridge - The Lion in Winter 00:38
Still like a democratic drawbridge
In a world where carpenters get resurrected - The Lion in Winter 00:24
In a world where carpenters get resurrected
He'll get no satisfaction out of me - The Lion in Winter 00:42
He'll get no satisfaction out of me
He's got a knife - The Lion in Winter 01:57
He's got a knife

Cast

Henry II - Peter O'Toole
Eleanor of Aquitaine - Katharine Hepburn
Richard - Anthony Hopkins
Geoffrey - John Castle
Philip II - Timothy Dalton
Alais - Jane Merrow
William Marshal - Nigel Stock
Queen Eleanor's Guard - Kenneth Ives
Bishop of Durham - O.Z. Whitehead
Lady in Waiting - Fran Stafford
Lady in Waiting - Ella More
Strolling Player - Kenneth Griffith
Strolling Player - Henry Woolf
Strolling Player - Karol Hagar
Strolling Player - David Griffith