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No, but really, I write speeches for the Mayor of New York
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No, but really, I write speechesfor the Mayor of New York

No, but really, I write speeches
for the Mayor of New York

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No, but really, I write speeches for the Mayor of New York.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:22
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Nickel City Pictures,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

After her fiance sleeps with a celebrity on his free pass list, Abby Meyers, with nothing but five names and a fantasy shared by millions, sets out for Los Angeles to sleep with someone from hers.
Keep in mind that, in some alternate universe, - The List 00:06
Keep in mind that, in some alternate universe,
Uh, the first thing you say sets the tone for the entire speech. - The List 00:06
Uh, the first thing you say sets the tone for the entire spe...
Uh, do you have a pen? - The List 00:05
Uh, do you have a pen?
And the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role are... - The List 00:10
And the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role are...
- How did she get next to him? - That's it. It's done. - The List 00:05
- How did she get next to him? - That's it. It's d...
You think sitting next to someone - The List 00:05
You think sitting next to someone
- Denzel Washington... - What? What? - The List 00:05
- Denzel Washington... - What? What?
- I'm just kidding. - And the ALFA goes to... - The List 00:06
- I'm just kidding. - And the ALFA goes to...
- OK. She looks like his wife. - We did it. - The List 00:05
- OK. She looks like his wife. - We did it.
When I heard my name just now, I thought, - The List 00:08
When I heard my name just now, I thought,
This one's for you. - The List 00:05
This one's for you.
Hi, Abby, it's Matt. I think I just saw you on TV. - The List 00:12
Hi, Abby, it's Matt. I think I just saw you on TV.
Looks pretty three-dimensional to me. - The List 00:05
Looks pretty three-dimensional to me.
Heard of you? Your movies are hilarious. You've... - The List 00:05
Heard of you? Your movies are hilarious. You've...
You've been nominated for Best Actor three times. - The List 00:05
You've been nominated for Best Actor three times.
Was I? That's right, I was. - The List 00:06
Was I? That's right, I was.
Oh. I see you've met my very well-dressed housemate. - The List 00:06
Oh. I see you've met my very well-dressed housemate.
I knew you guys did those Undercover movies together, - The List 00:06
I knew you guys did those Undercover movies together,
- That's so cool. - Yes. It's so cool. Very cool. - The List 00:06
- That's so cool. - Yes. It's so cool. Very cool.
It is so cool, isn't it? - The List 00:05
It is so cool, isn't it?