"The Little Rascals" quotes
Alfalfa is wooing Darla and his "He-Man-Woman-Hating" friends attempt to sabotage the relationship.
Director: Penelope Spheeris
Writer: Penelope Spheeris, Robert Wolterstorff, Mike Scott
Production: N/A
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $52,125,282
Released: 05 Aug 1994
Awards: 2 wins
93 video clips
00:41 What is your account
00:18 Dear Darla I hate your stinkin' guts
00:07 You only make a once in a lifetime buddy
00:20 When's the last time we beat you up
00:06 Quick What's the number for 911
00:08 Oh Then the clouds opened up and God said
00:06 Wood doesn't grow on trees
00:17 Actually I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary
00:11 You're not thinking about Darla are ya
00:09 Well why am I soaking wet
00:13 And I'm Darla We just moved into town
00:08 I'm usually a lover not a fighter
00:10 Six kids hardworking father honest and trustworthy
00:14 Howdy mister
00:20 Member in good standing of the He Man Woman Haters Club
00:06 They like to moon ya No we don't
00:18 We are He Man Woman Haters
00:07 Spanky me and Porky got an idea
00:05 People people We need your money
00:13 Is Spanky home I'm sorry Alfalfa Spanky isn't here
00:04 How's the toothache bub
00:10 Waldo I think we have to turn here
00:11 Everything's working out perfectly
00:08 You're a team like Bert and Ernie
00:05 Is that a cowlick or are you just glad to see me
00:07 We're goin' to win first place
00:10 Just as I thought you are ashamed of me I'm not ashamed...
00:08 Love note No This is gonna be a hate note
00:10 Porky you sure know how to make a sand wich
00:07 Hey Uh Huh does it stink in there
00:07 This tastes like somebody poured it through a old boot
00:04 I winded my ear up
00:07 Now the race course is marked off with arrows
00:07 We got a dollar we got a dollar
00:04 Winner by a hair Yes
00:14 The clubhouse is fried crispy
00:11 Hey everybody Don't forget
00:06 I don't see nothing Come on you doink
00:12 And now it gives me great pleasure
00:07 Don't talk to me you Benedict Arnold
00:11 You snotwads stole our racer
00:14 I'm the barber of Seville
00:56 And what is your account
00:13 Nice tan Any last words
00:10 It's Darla's handkerchief All great knights ride...
00:14 Hey look My mom's here
00:09 Alfalfa
00:36 Ah the strong silent type eh
00:23 Ah, Agent One.
00:07 Ah, the Heckler & Koch G-36.
00:09 ## Ahh, amen, amen
Amen, hallelujah ##
00:07 - Alarm's disabled, sir.
00:32 All right, so I was wrong
about the archbishop's bottom...
00:06 And like a coiled viper...
he strikes.
00:20 Are you coming over here
in a minute, sir?
00:26 Are you sure
about this, English?
00:27 Arrest that man...
00:07 Can you see him, Bough?
00:26 Did you just land
on the wrong building?
00:17 Drop me here, Bough!
00:18 English has seen too much.
00:13 Everything in order, English?
00:24 Excuse me, sir.
I'm very sorry to interrupt...
00:05 Excuse me. Sorry. I'm from Ml7.
Sorry. I'm a secre...
00:07 - Fandango!
00:10 - Gentlemen.
00:13 - I can't hear anything.
- I'm into ultrasonic.
00:20 I don't know why you hauled yourself up
that dreadful p...
00:30 I know what you're thinking,
Miss Campbell.
00:06 It worked!
00:27 It's Colonel Chevenix! He's got
a nasty wound, sir...
00:11 - Monsieur.
- Ah. Thank you.
00:30 Mr English, Colonel Sir Anthony
Chevenix, head of Royal Secu...
00:17 My God, what
have they done to you?
00:05 NORTHERN FRANCE
00:06 Oh, God!
00:09 Ow! Ow!
00:14 - Sake?
- Ah. Sake.
00:31 So what you're saying, sir,
is there must have been two...
00:28 Swing me out, Bough!
00:11 That's a letter
of abdication...
00:21 - That's far enough.
- Well, good evening.
00:18 That's the face of
the archbishop of Canterbury.
00:06 THE QUEEN'S RESIDENCE
AT SANDRINGHAM
00:12 - There they are, sir!
- Just as I thought.
00:16 There's only one thing, sir.
What are we going to do ab...
00:08 They're turning into
the Brompton Cemetery.
00:12 This is worse
than I thought, Bough.
00:14 Ugh! Ai-yi-yi.
Cast
Spanky - Travis Tedford
Stymie - Kevin Jamal Woods
Froggy - Jordan Warkol
Porky - Zachary Mabry
Buckwheat - Ross Bagley